Things they'll likely never say.....
POSTED BY: Ankhagogo
UPDATED: Sunday, February 26, 2006 10:20
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Just thought of another one:
Early's midget: "Don't light it!"
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Simon: "Wanna get liquoured up, go on a shooting spree, and finish with some whorin?"
Jayne: "Nah I simply must finish this fine meal I'm preparing for the crew. Oh dear, who's been messin with my spice rack?"
Mal: "Anyone up for some breakdancin." Proceeds to do the robot.
Kaylee: "Wow, now that I that I've taken a good look at her Serenity really is a piece of crap."
River: "Back when I was in school they put me a little, yellow bus and told me I was 'special'."
Book: "Which one of you fools smoked my entire stash?"
Zoe: "I had the weirdest dream about being married to a guy just like Wash in a former life. I think his best friend was some guy named Hercules."
Wash: "Honey I'm really tired of floral shirts and jumpsuits, can I please get my old pimp outfits out of storage?"
Saffron: "Guys stop laughin, I really am a virgin!"
Early: "This week on Masterpiece Theatre..."
Niska: "Once I retire from this life of crime I can finally indulge in my true passion: frollicking naked in a meadow with duckies and bunnies."
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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
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Quote:
Niska: "Once I retire from this life of crime I can finally indulge in my true passion: frollicking naked in a meadow with duckies and bunnies."
Can't... stop... laughing...
Book: *announces to crew* I've decided to become an atheist. God just doesn't exist. (pause) Anyone want to look at my bible before I throw it out of the airlock??
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19 conversions and counting!!!
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Kaylee: "Not now Simon, I have a headache."
Sure she will. Just a few short weeks after they get married.
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Book: I'll be in my bunk.
Zoe: Everyone come eat, supper's ready.
Mal (to Zoe): You're fired.
Jayne (to Simon): Got any Viagra?
Simon (to River): BOO!
"We always hoped you two kids would
get together....... who is she?" Wash in Our Mrs. Reynolds.
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Mal: The Alliance said they were gonna waltz through Serenity Valley, and we...just oughta let 'em. Really, what is here worth fighting for? Some rocks, some scrub?
Simon: Zoe, could you hand me the uhh...pointy thingy with the shiny handle...whaddya call it?
Zoe: Scalpel.
Simon: Yeah, that and the clampy thingy with the stuff on it.
Zoe: Uh, a clamp?
Simon: Yeah. Now, where is the bullet?
Zoe: Um, aren't we treating a laser burn?
Simon: NOOOoooo...oh, yeah. How do I do that again?
Wash: Seriously, Mal, the engines just fell off, we're all gonna die. I can't save us this time. Which reminds me, you're a pompus self-centered arrogant jerk with delusions of grandeur *BANG!* Man, I have been waiting to do that!
Mal: Very funny, Wash. Out of the flight simulator now, and live up to your nickname...you got latrine duty...for a month.
Atherton Wing (drunk): Look at me! I'm NEKKID! *swings shirt overhead stripper style* WOOO!
Jayne: Do ya think we should be smackin' em? Won't them PETR folks be on us? I mean, cows is nice creatures, creatures of God, right Shepherd?
Book: I don't give half a hump if they're creatures of the night, so long as they taste good on my plate...speakin' o which, you look rather BEEFY, Jayne. *smacks lips*
Nandi: Sex? How barbaric. Could I interest you in a game of chess instead?
Reaver Attack Survivor: Duuuude! Guess what I saw? It was all, like, Night of the Living Dead and totally gruesome! Radical fleshfeast!
Jayne: Let me buy you a (insert anything here).
Inara: I've been thinking, sturgeon gutting, while not glamorous, would be steady work.
Reaver: Hi! I'm Bob. I'll be your personal cannibal this evening. Would you prefer to be served with a red or white wine?
BWAH!
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Reaver: Hi! I'm Bob. I'll be your personal cannibal this evening. Would you prefer to be served with a red or white wine?
Bwah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, . . . . .
ROFLMAO
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Early: (nothing at all)
The Operative: I dont really care, do whatever you wish.
Jayne: I'm going to join a religious order where we dont have sex OR masturbate.
River: Oh I get it! the Bible makes perfect sense!
Jayne: (Insert intelligent comment here)
The Force is strong with these browncoats.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nandifan:
Book: *sings* Her name is Rio and she dances in the sand!
Awesome visual! Book doing Simon Lebon, gotta love the Duran Duran!
"If they've got guns or brains at all."
"They've got guns."
gorramit......now I got that song in my head.
The Force is strong with these browncoats.
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Ooh! Ooh! I've got one!
Inara: No, no, really, stay frub be. I'be got a terrible head code and I dodt wadt to bake you sick. I'be just goigg to stay in bed with by fladdel jabbies and the hubidifier on. Achoo!
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