Things they'll likely never say.....
POSTED BY: Ankhagogo
UPDATED: Sunday, February 26, 2006 10:20
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Simon: "Sex"
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"It's just an Object"
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Okay, just a few to keep this boat floating.
Kaylee: The term is "whore".
Early: Am I Alliance?
River: Dress me up like a gorram doll!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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hows about these:
saffron: i love you mal...
patience: hands off, bitch! he's mine!
badger: now ladies, i'm sure we can all share...
mal: dear father, who art in heaven...
jayne: (sings) i feel pretty! oh, so pretty! i feel pretty and witty and gay!
simon: uh, anybody know where this goes? [holds up random, but probably important, internal organ]
river: i do take thee badger to be my lawful wedded husband
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that's all i got for now, but i'll be back...eventually.
b
"i'm getting a powerful energy emission..."
my other coat is brown.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Bester: I fixed it.
Bwahahah! Nice!
Quote:
Reaver: Oh, I say! All this raping and eating of folk is bad form.
British accent, anyone? Brilliant, TCM!
Mal: You know, this whole Independent thing is way overrated. I think I'll become a boy whore.
Jayne: *tosses Vera to a purple-belly* I've had better.
Kaylee: I'm depressed.
Inara: There's not enough money in companioning. I think I'll take up sturgeon-related activities.
Simon: Jayne, I find you an intellectual peer and a damn fine man. Not to mention a snazzy dresser. Why can't we be friends?
Book: *sings* Her name is Rio and she dances in the sand!
Zoe: *to Wash* I only married you for your money.
Wash: Where are my Grizwalds? Lamby-toes? Did you take my Grizwalds??
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Jayne: Do you have this in crotch flavor?
Mal: Ok, lets just vote on it.
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River: Damn. Missed...
and
Keep walkin', Reiver Man.
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Quote:
Originally posted by GutterBall:Quote:
Reaver: Oh, I say! All this raping and eating of folk is bad form.
British accent, anyone? Brilliant, TCM!
Reaver: Right! Shall I just go and have a bit of a lie-down then? Just come round and knock me up later on.
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this thread is great. effin' hilarious.
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that is *so* funny.
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if i ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
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Joss: I think I'll give this show a happy ending...
Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
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