Things they'll likely never say.....

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SUENOS

Friday, May 21, 2004 2:08 AM

Inara: "I’ve realized that sleeping with people for money isn’t the kind of life I want to lead. I’d like to do something in the restaurant industry."

Inara: "You’re using that entirely wrong. It goes more to the left and don’t forget to turn the safety on. You could have killed us all!"

River: "I’ve realized my excessive need for drama is because I haven’t discovered my inner child. I’m off to eat ice cream and play with blocks."

Zoe: " Common Kaylee, Inara, River! Pottery Barn is having a sale and I want to get there early. Than we can stop at the Cheesecake factory for lunch!"

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Just because it didn't happen dosen't mean I didn't see it.

ANNIK

Friday, May 21, 2004 6:58 AM

Great threat!

Jayne: This here'n hat of mine is rather cunning, but does it go with my shoes?

River: Luke, use the Force.

Simon: This Chinese-painted plate is the most gorgeous example of pre-post-ante-peri-artwork I've ever had the pleasure to see!

Shepherd: Save your own damn souls, gorrammit!

Inara: As a Registered Companion, I get a courtesty discount at all bedding, prophylactic, and tea shoppes.

Zoe: I think it would be safest if Wash went with you on this mission, sir.

Wash: All kidding aside, Mal. I'm absolutely certain that you need to make love to my wife.

Kaylee: I go both ways.

Mal: So do I.

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

CYBERSNARK

Friday, May 21, 2004 2:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by dtt:
Zoe: "Husband or Captain? That's a tough decision -- my fragile female psyche can't handle the strain. I'm going to cry now."

I can actually hear her saying that, in a flat, ironic deadpan delivery.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

MILORADELL

Friday, May 21, 2004 3:07 PM

Mal regarding Serenity - "Who gives a gorram what happens to it? At least we'll get the insurance money."

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"The pessimist and the optimist have one thing in common: they both think that this is the best of all possible worlds." Voltaire

SUENOS

Friday, May 21, 2004 9:08 PM

Okay, just a few more.

Mal: "Simon you have the bridge."

Joss: "I look forward to working with FOX again."

Tim: "Fox has been so good to all the shows I've worked on."

Haken: "I'm going to develope a website that focuses on all the quality reality shows that FOX broadcasts."

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Red wine goes with everything!

GEEZER

Sunday, May 23, 2004 6:01 PM

Book: "While my attention was elsewhere, someone stole all my religious pamplets. I guess you could say I was (wait for it) distracted." (rimshot)

"Keep the Shiny side up"

SERENITYSLITTLEANGEL

Friday, February 10, 2006 6:43 PM

Thought I'd bring this back.

Mal: Screw the Independants. [Puts on cute cheerleader outfit] Go Alliance!!!!

Simon: Kaylee, I think I'm in love with Jayne.
Kaylee: Fine with me. Up for a threesome?

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ASARIAN

Friday, February 10, 2006 7:03 PM

With my mind still on the chicken thread, I guess this one, in reverse, works here too:

Ruby (Safe): [anything at all]

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Friday, February 10, 2006 7:16 PM

Why, these are a lot harder than the chicken jokes, actually; but okay. :)

River: Bible's just fine.

Simon: This is not my sister.

Jayne: Jayne is a girl's name.

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

DC4BS

Friday, February 10, 2006 10:54 PM

Simon: This is not my beautiful house! How did I get here?

Zoe: Hmm... How to split a beer atom? Now where did I put that chisel? (boom!)

Inara: You want fries with that?

Jayne: Excuse me, have you any Grey Poupon?

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dc4bs

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