The Sereni-Tree, settling in, Twister, more piratey angst, and continuing adventures on Boros
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Friday, February 3, 2006 02:04
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I have explained to you the difference between our various pants before TWG. I assumed that everyone was performing the good sort of pantless Twister.
Now kindly remove yourself from my cufflinks and explain what it is you need to tell me. Ooo. Is there a stowaway on board? Because I promise you I have gone up to every man on board and checked them to see if they are PR's father. So wherever he is, he's not here.
What?
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*gets out of the tank*
I'm bored now...
*walks into a closet and rummages around*
...no...no...ow!...crap...yessss!
*walks out dragging an axe almost as big as her and a large stick over her shoulder*
^by my friend Yoko, an interprentation of me
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I will not remove myself from your cufflinks until you test every man on this boat!
*gives her Kaylee is finding Simon a bit annoying at this moment look*
For a genius time traveling doctor, you sure can be dense. Maybe that's what I find...um, right, can you test someone for me?
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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What? Okay, sure, fine, I'll test somebody for you. But I can't see what good it'll do, I really have gone up to every man here.
Er...
It's not a woman, is it?
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Oh, and about Emma. I have been keeping careful track of our progress in rescuing her.
Thread 28: Emma departs the Sereni-Tree with at least Rat-clone as a companion. They take the shuttle Admiral Nelson off on a trading venture (I believe to the Delgassi Empire, but I'd have to check).
Thread 29: We receive a distress call from Emma.
Thread 30: We locate the Admiral Nelson adrift in space. It contains an unconscious Rat-clone and what appear to be Malicious and Zoid (who perhaps stowed away). There is no sign of Emma, and nobody aboard can tell what happened to her.
Thread 31-32: We use shuttles to take several parties over to explore the approaching ghost ship Arkham, from where Emma's distress signal seems to originate. Static claims to have seen Emma during his adventures during the Madness of Arkham, but this may hve been an illusion caused by the Dark Tower. The evil clone of ThatWeirdGirl took Rat-clone with her on the Nelson, claiming to have another lead on her location. But sadly, Emma's Rat-clone and the Evil TWG clone dissolve with all the other clones.
We tracked down the pilotless Nelson, but otherwise the last several threads have involved our recovery and the chasing down of other folk who have been lost. However, we have no leads at this time regarding Emma.
I suppose that I could open a dimensional portal to her, but for for plot device reasons this will not work at this time. (It has to do with the fact that the real Emma is busy with school just now).
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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*leads the newcomers into the park*
"Here we have the Sereni-tree animal park. As you can see its a bit of a strange combination of jungle/forest/desert plant and animal life. All the animals here are fed by the autofeed system which brings the food at intervals of 3-4 times a day, depending on the type of food that they require."
*points out the Frederick, the dinosaur happily munching away*
"Come here little Fred, come on now, come meet the nice new people"
*Fred lumbers over, still chomping madly (is that a bit of cloth? what is with these animals?)
NO FRED! How many times do I have to tell you, no eating clothes! or shoes, or tires, or people! Not that he eats people mind you, well at least he hasn't since he's arrived. Nothing to worry about I assure you.
*The dino lets out a roar and everyone scurries away from him. He then lowers his head.*
"Awww aren't you being such a ham! Now stop scaring everyone. *pets Fred* Go on and play.
"Right sorry about that. On with the tour. There are also many other animals that have made this park there home. For instance, at the beginning of the 'Tree many domestic animals, such as cats, were brought on by the crew. There are also monkeys. *a small monkey, wearing a space suit, swings through the trees just ahead*
"As you can see the park covers quite a vast expanse of this floor. If you'd like to explore it more later on your own, simply press the small indicator on your map and it will save the location with exact directions from whichever part of the ship you come in from.Any questions? Everyone ready to move on then?"
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com
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***I don't think im the girl to be helping you with that kind of tension Mr Showerfresh...*** (Reply follows in paragraph below)
As a very fresh and very new newbie, Washie hurries to catch up to the rest of the tour. As she crowds in at the back of the group of oldsters and newsters, she whispers, "That's my job..." to Jadehand as she wipes away a bit of showery soap from behind his ear.
Wondering what her assigned living quarters will be like, she pictures a space of walls awash with lovely silken scarves, a luxurious hot tub, a small plashing fountain in the corner, a couple of cabin cats purring on fluffy pillows and a complete Iron Chef kitchen in which to prepare culinary masterpieces. Or at least apropos for making wet burritos (will provide the recipe later, should anybody be interested.)
Ogling the LOVELY animal park we're touring at present, Wash thinks the llama Schwarz might well find a nice permanent home here, should cozen decide the llama is simply a cud-chewing mammal rather than his life-mate. Odd, that. He acts like the llama's no big thing to him yet he persists in carrying around that Mona-Llama portrait complete in heavy gilded 3x5 foot frame. Hmmmmmmm.
*steals a bit of popcorn from a small bag carelessly tucked under somebody's arm.
Around a mouthful of corn, Washie says to Seryn: "Yeah, the Animal Park's swai and all, but I'm ready to move on. But HEY! Anybody gonna introduce me around at some point? Give me a tour of personnel, so to speak, on who you all are and what your particular motivations be?
I did read TRM's jing zi opening and have followed faithfully along via reviewing vid captures while showering with Jadehand at the same time (although it was ungodly tough to keep my attention on studying the signal what with a bare nekkkie stud to study, but I did my best, lemme tell ya) but howz about roll call and role calling?
* subsides into awkward silence, liberating another small handful of popcorn.
Pic courtesy of KellyofLuthien
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Wow, what a cute dinosaur!
Oh, that probably a good idea, I think I have everyones names, but I could be wrong. But, rather than delay the tour, why don't we use your little stud muffins idea...?
*whispers behind hand* and don't take this the wrong way, but between you and me, I could stand to hear a little less about one of my old crew being all naked...
*To Jadehand*
Do you still have that stickerpad and sharpie pen handy? I'm sure theres enough room on one for a brief bio aswell.
Or we could stop here for a get to know you picnic. I'm easy.
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*
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**jake7 gets to the common room only to find it empty**
Geez! Fast meeting!
Whew!! **she fans her hand in front of her face to wave away the odiferous stench that is permeating the Common room.**
Good gravy! It smells like a llama in here!
I wonder where everyone went?
**She flips on her communicator to see where everyone has gone and hears the sounds of a tour going on.**
Ah. Well, guess I'll meet the newcomers soon enough.
**she notices the pie and popcorn left abandoned and snags a slice of chocolate pie and a bowl of popcorn. She heads to the slightly less odor-filled kitchen to enjoy her snack.**
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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Soul sits on the sofa in the common room, his legs up on the ottoman, a bowl of popcorn in his lap, an ice cold root beer in his hand, and AvP playing on the bigscreen TV.
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/
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