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UPDATED: Friday, February 24, 2006 02:49
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http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2006/01/04/artist_chains_fe
et_in_desert_loses_key/?rss_id=Boston.com+/+News
Words fail me.
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hey, its an easy mistake to make...
I like how it said
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Ford said. "He did put on his shoes before hopping."
"I'm an artist, with an e and a beret."
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wow. I wounder what he was smoking when he came up with that idea.
If you play Nationstates.net check out the region Firefly.
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And the drawing?....
"It was a pretty good depiction of how a chain would look wrapped around your legs"
How'd ya like that to be your last piece of work on Earth?
What if this guy hadn't made it back? Broken a bone in his leg, foot? What if a cougar, a snake, or some other critter had decided to make a meal out of this hopping human corn dog ? The Darwin Awards really missed an opportunity here w/ this guy.
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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And the drawing?....
"It was a pretty good depiction of how a chain would look wrapped around your legs"
How'd ya like that to be your last piece of work on Earth?
What if this guy hadn't made it back? Broken a bone in his leg, foot? What if a cougar, a snake, or some other critter had decided to make a meal out of this hopping human corn dog ?
Then the last drawing would've been an amazing portrait of a cougar's open mouth...
"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson
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just... wow... hahaha
Kaylee: Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
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Then the last drawing would've been an amazing portrait of a cougar's open mouth.
King Arthur: [about the inscription on the rock] What does it say, Brother Maynard?
Brother Maynard: It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh..."
King Arthur: What?
Brother Maynard: "The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
Sir Bedevere: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
King Arthur: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.
Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.
King Arthur: Oh shut up!
Sir Robin: Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard: No, just "Aaaaauuuugggghhh".
[knights making groaning sounds]
Sir Bedevere: Do you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?
Sir Galahad: Where's that?
Sir Bedevere: France, I think.
Sir Lancelot: Isn't there a Saint "Aaaaavvvveeeesss" in Cornwall?
King Arthur: No that's Saint "Ives".
Sir Lancelot: Oh, yes. "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"!
[All knights saying, "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"]
Sir Bedevere: Whooooouuuuaaa!
Sir Lancelot: No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh" from the back of the throat.
Sir Bedevere: No I mean, "Whoooouuuuaaa!" as in surprise and alarm.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, you mean like, "AAAHH!"
Sir Bedevere: Yes, that's it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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^ My thoughts exactly.
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Some people just amaze me, fortunately he isn't one of them
"Oh no what could it be? We're all going to die. Who's flying this thing? Oh right, that would be me, back to work"
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