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UPDATED: Friday, February 24, 2006 02:49
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JUSTSHINY

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 2:40 AM

OMG! I did my current event for History on that last week!

I love how he hopped for 12 hours with picture in hand:

Here it is if you wanna read it:

This is news because it reminds us not to chain our legs up, in the middle of a desert, with no one around. Also, that some people are desperate. This man, an artist in California, chained his legs up, so that he could accurately depict what they looked like in a picture. Just one trouble. He lost the key. In the middle of the desert. With no one around. Luckily though, his picture ended up very realistic.
A California artist decided that he would bind his legs in chains so that he could depict what they looked like with terrific accuracy. He did so while camping in an abandoned mine in San Bernardino. Once he was finished with his drawing, he came to a horrifying conclusion. He’d lost the key. Only one thing to do now: find help. So, donning his shoes, he hops through the desert…for 12 hours. Finally, he makes it to a gas station, where the authorities and some paramedics arrived. Once the chains were cut off, revealing some bruising, he showed him the picture (which he had brought with him, yes even with the hopping) to everyone.
This was a great article. I’m an artist…call me crazy, but I would never chain up my legs, in the middle of no where, all by myself. I’d chain someone else’s legs up. And even if I did, for some reason, feel the need to do so, I would never lose the stupid key. I hope this poor guy learned a good lesson, and even if he didn’t he now has a great story.

I try and keep my current events kinda interesting...

I wanna meet some AZ Firefly fans!
www.myspace.com/noodlicious

KOMELION

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 3:56 AM

Wait. He had to go camping in an abandoned mine shaft about five miles north of Baker, just so he could wrapped a chain around his ankles? And he couldn’t have done that at home why?

I just don't understand.

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Well, here I am.

SEADOG

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 4:13 AM

Exactly.
Q: Why does some meatpuppet have to go to a mineshaft to chain his legs together?
A: My guess is his muse is 'Mary-Jane' and a mine shaft is a nice place to converse with the muse...

What a moron.

BOWIE

Tuesday, February 7, 2006 1:52 AM

personally, speacking as an Arizonian who lives in Cali, I think its probebly because Californnians are wierd, strange, muderous, strange people. Or at least the ones in the city.... well not all the ones in the city but the majority of ones in the city.

If you play Nationstates.net check out the region Firefly.

MILFORD

Thursday, February 9, 2006 8:28 PM

huh. I wonder what a Fox executive was doing out in the desert?

Remember, that but for one trifling exception, the entire universe is made up of others.- Oliver Wendall Holmes

SAZMAN

Monday, February 20, 2006 9:14 AM

It was secretly filmed as a pilot for a new Fox reality series...

Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old.

BLACKLILY

Tuesday, February 21, 2006 6:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Komelion:
Wait. He had to go camping in an abandoned mine shaft about five miles north of Baker, just so he could wrapped a chain around his ankles? And he couldn’t have done that at home why?

I just don't understand.

Hee, hee hee.

This guy has the drive, the dedication,(and the insanity), that my fellow art teachers would love to see in their students. But that's mainly 'cause they wanna get them all killed.
* Holier than thou *
I on the other hand, am not one of them. Much.

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The truth will set you free.
But first it'll piss you off.

BLACKLILY

Tuesday, February 21, 2006 6:11 AM

Also, maybe this guy wanted a very, very, very realistic painting of a man chained in a desert. But I'm still confused about why he just didn't do it in a sandbox at the nearest park?

Feh, go figure...

FLYINGTAMS

Thursday, February 23, 2006 12:57 PM

Yeah right "artist" he's probably just a pervert who's girlfriend left him *g*

LITTLEALBATROSS

Thursday, February 23, 2006 2:19 PM

Now that's a special kind of stupid

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