Ten things I learned from watching Firefly
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The key to any situation is giving Jayne a big stick and standing well back.
Only one thing, but I'm a slow learner... 
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I'm just glad to see this thread resurrected. More, please, more!
History repeats the old conceits
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Updated! Improved! Shiny!
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I will get back to ya'll later when I have time to contribute but I couldn't let it go without saying that this is the greatest thread ever. All the best of FF in one sweet spot. Perfect I have laughed til I cried.
!)We WILL rise again
She understands, she doesn't comprehend
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Dead horses make cover; Live horses make a heap of confusion.
Never hold someone hostage when the person you are
trying to coerce is a sure shot.
Never abondon your crew. Never.
Don't trust big government, no matter how innocuous it seems.
When someone is trying to make a rational deal with you, don't get proud and blustery. He may end up kicking your a** into a turbine.
Never invest your time into the fox network. It will only end in heartbreak.
Viva Firefly!
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Ten things I've learned from Firefly
1) You can always pray. You don't have to tell, I never do.
2) If I talk at the theater I will go to a special level of hell
3) I'll be in my bunk
4) There is some sort of hot cheese over there!
5) You don't need to be snappy. Even if you are about to jump on to a moving train
6) Shiny is a cooler word than cool
7)If you get dressed up Jayne will take you out
8)You can't change that by gettin' all bendy
9) I need to learn how to swear in Manderin Chinesse
10) Mal is bad... in the latin. But only in the latin 
She understands, she doesn't comprehend
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I'm pretty much intact.
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Ten things I learned from watching Firefly.
1) A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned.
2) The first rule of battle is "Don't let the enemy know where you are."
3) Of course, there are other schools of thought.
4) Kaylee is pretty... pretty
5) This is somethin the captain's gotta do for himself.
6) No, no it's not!
7) That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used
8) If we're Alliance, we shoot first. Brass can sort it out later.
9) A ship will bring you work, a gun will help you keep it.
10) Oh, my god! What could it BE! We're all doomed! WHO'S FLYING THIS THING! Oh, right, that would be me. Back to work...
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Oh, my god! WHO'S FLYING THIS THING! Oh, right, that would be me.
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By changing the words a bit, you can sing a song about yourself in the 1st person. "The man they call ME!"
It takes less than a pound of pressure to break the skin.
Even if you only want a quiet drink, folk are always a might tetchy in Alliance-friendly bars on U-day.
It just ain't civilized to let a bunch of vultures profit from stolen cargo, even if they did just save your gorram life.
Marital problems = free soup for passersby.
Blue Sun Butcher Knives - "Helping you to look better in red!" 
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"Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, History would have been different." - Lord Henry, 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'
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Kissing girls makes you sleepy...
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