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POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, April 25, 2005 08:59
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Thursday, April 21, 2005 1:17 AM

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Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:
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Alliance Trooper1: Ooh, is that him?

Alliance Trooper2: No, that's the dinner table.

Alliance Trooper1: Well, how can we be sure, unless we question it?




THIS ONE.



Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 1:56 AM

The live action Starship Troopers RPG was the hit of the latest scifi con ....

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'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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http://www.freewebs.com/mjspages/tempfireflypage.htm

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 2:03 AM

SOLDIER:"DUDE!!!Where's my fries?!?!"

OR a twist on that...

SOLDIER#1:"DUDE!!WHERE'S MY FRIES?!?!

SOLDIER#2:*whistles non-chalantly and backs slowly towards the door*

OR

SOLDIER#1:"HEY LOOK!I CAN MAKE SHADOW PUPPETS!!!HAHAHAHa....ha...."

OR

The alliance soldiers, try as they might, weren't too good at the mass pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey-while-blindfolded game after the Unification Day Bash.

OR

SOLDIER:"Has anyone seen my car keys?"

OR

SOLDIER:"CRAP!!I dropped my contacts!!!ALL OF YOU, START LOOKING!!"

OR

SOLDIER:"GORAMMIT!!I SAID CONGA LINE!!!"

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 2:32 AM

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Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
A couple more for us SOB's:

PB1: Hey Bob, check this out. If I hold this placemat like this, and wiggle it, it looks like that lemur we saw on that earth-that-was holo the other day!

PB2: Dude! Shadow puppets ROCK!



*SNORTED MY MILK! TYVM!*
We SOB's really know how to 'dig!
EEEE! EEEE! EEEET!

Gawd I love a good inside joke...whooo...


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Thursday, April 21, 2005 2:41 AM



Alliance Trooper: "Someone's been eating MY porridge and they ate it all UP!"



Everyone dies alone.

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 2:43 AM

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Soldier 1(in one voice): ...and we shall call it...This Land...
Soldier 1(in second voice): I think we should call it your grave! Rowr!
Soldier 1(voice one): AHHH! Oh dear God in heav--
Soldier 2: What the hell are you doing now, Washburne?
Soldier 1: Ummm...getting demoted to fry cook?
Soldier 2: Damn straight.



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Thursday, April 21, 2005 2:56 AM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

*SNORTED MY MILK! TYVM!*
We SOB's really know how to 'dig!
EEEE! EEEE! EEEET!

Gawd I love a good inside joke...whooo...







Like that one? Try this one...


PB1: Dasmit Porple! If I have to tell you this one more time the party's over! The scumbug STAYS IN THE HOTTUB!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 3:19 AM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Zoe: Sir, why are we wearing these armored Alliance suits to dinner?

Wash: Because the washing machine is broken and Kaylee's too busy chasing space monkeys out of the engine room to fix it.

Zoe: But why do we need the helmets on during dinner?

Mal: Have you ever seen an old movie made on Earth-That-Was, called "Starship Troopers"?

Zoe: Yes sir.

Mal: Then you know what happens when you don't have your helmet on.



(that was the first of MANY gross-out moments from that film)


(edit= puntuation error)
(edit= spelling error )
(another friggin edit= forgot 2 words,and if I have to make another edit: )
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 3:19 AM

arrrggg, gorram double-posts

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Thursday, April 21, 2005 3:32 AM

As the rest of the squad looked on in strained silence, Private Jones prepared to give Private Smith the worst surprise wedgie of his life.

lol. or....

Soldier #1: "I still can't find the gummy bear you said was here."
Soldier #2: "No, it's there all right, keep looking........"

or


Soldier #1: "Hey everyone! Look what I found!"
Soldier #2: "What is it?"
Soldier #3: "Is it gold?"

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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