CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #24 & our initial prize winner!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, April 25, 2005 08:59
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Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:Quote:![]()
Alliance Trooper1: Ooh, is that him?
Alliance Trooper2: No, that's the dinner table.
Alliance Trooper1: Well, how can we be sure, unless we question it?
THIS ONE.
Mal-licious
I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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The live action Starship Troopers RPG was the hit of the latest scifi con ....
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'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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SOLDIER:"DUDE!!!Where's my fries?!?!"
OR a twist on that...
SOLDIER#1:"DUDE!!WHERE'S MY FRIES?!?!
SOLDIER#2:*whistles non-chalantly and backs slowly towards the door*
OR
SOLDIER#1:"HEY LOOK!I CAN MAKE SHADOW PUPPETS!!!HAHAHAHa....ha...."
OR
The alliance soldiers, try as they might, weren't too good at the mass pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey-while-blindfolded game after the Unification Day Bash.
OR
SOLDIER:"Has anyone seen my car keys?"
OR
SOLDIER:"CRAP!!I dropped my contacts!!!ALL OF YOU, START LOOKING!!"
OR
SOLDIER:"GORAMMIT!!I SAID CONGA LINE!!!"
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Time for some thrilling heroics!!!
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Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
A couple more for us SOB's:
PB1: Hey Bob, check this out. If I hold this placemat like this, and wiggle it, it looks like that lemur we saw on that earth-that-was holo the other day!
PB2: Dude! Shadow puppets ROCK!
*SNORTED MY MILK! TYVM!*
We SOB's really know how to 'dig!
EEEE! EEEE! EEEET!
Gawd I love a good inside joke...whooo...
Cilantro!
TCM
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Alliance Trooper: "Someone's been eating MY porridge and they ate it all UP!"
Everyone dies alone.
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Soldier 1(in one voice): ...and we shall call it...This Land...
Soldier 1(in second voice): I think we should call it your grave! Rowr!
Soldier 1(voice one): AHHH! Oh dear God in heav--
Soldier 2: What the hell are you doing now, Washburne?
Soldier 1: Ummm...getting demoted to fry cook?
Soldier 2: Damn straight.
Cilantro!
TCM
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
*SNORTED MY MILK! TYVM!*
We SOB's really know how to 'dig!
EEEE! EEEE! EEEET!
Gawd I love a good inside joke...whooo...

Like that one? Try this one...
PB1: Dasmit Porple! If I have to tell you this one more time the party's over! The scumbug STAYS IN THE HOTTUB!
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:![]()
Zoe: Sir, why are we wearing these armored Alliance suits to dinner?
Wash: Because the washing machine is broken and Kaylee's too busy chasing space monkeys out of the engine room to fix it.
Zoe: But why do we need the helmets on during dinner?
Mal: Have you ever seen an old movie made on Earth-That-Was, called "Starship Troopers"?
Zoe: Yes sir.
Mal: Then you know what happens when you don't have your helmet on.
(that was the first of MANY gross-out moments from that film)
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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arrrggg, gorram double-posts 
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As the rest of the squad looked on in strained silence, Private Jones prepared to give Private Smith the worst surprise wedgie of his life.
lol. or....
Soldier #1: "I still can't find the gummy bear you said was here."
Soldier #2: "No, it's there all right, keep looking........"
or
Soldier #1: "Hey everyone! Look what I found!"
Soldier #2: "What is it?"
Soldier #3: "Is it gold?"
"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie
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