CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #24 & our initial prize winner!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, April 25, 2005 08:59
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The reality quotient really gets upped on new episodes of "Red vs Blue".
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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PB 1: Here River (whistles) come out come out wherever you are!
(Reaver jumps out and launches himself at another Purplebelly)
PB 1: Gah! I said 'River' not 'Reaver'!!!
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The Unification War Recreation Society winds up in the wrong place for their annual get together due to a careless typo on the Cortex.
PB1: No, wait guys, I think we're supposed to be doing the Battle OF Serenity. Why would we be having a Battle ON Serenity?
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through another world)
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:Quote:
[A typical gaming session at the Alliance training facility on Georgia]
Game Master: Okay, you arrive at a grassy knoll. Sitting atop the hill is a gazebo--
Player A: I draw my bow and shoot an arrow at it!
GM: Dude, it's a gazebo.
Player A: I do it anyway.
GM: *sigh* Okay so now there is an gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
Player A: Didn't I hurt it?
GM: No, it is a gazebo!
Player A: Gorrammit! Stupid Earth-that-was RPGs...
Player B: I attack it with my axe! *dice clatter* Shiny! A natural 20! I crit!
GM: *rolls eyes* Okay, so you have splintered the gazebo all over the hill.
Players (in unison): Huzzah!
Player B: What treasure do we get?
Player C: Maybe it's gold!
Player D: I hope we get some funny hats, too!
GM: THERE IS NO TREASURE! IT IS A RUTTING GAZEBO YOU BACKBIRTH KHANGS!
Player E: Well, are the any girls here? Because if so, I wanna do them!
Player F: Yeah! Hey, am I drunk yet? Livin' Legend needs another Mudder's Milk!
GM: *moans in despair*
ROTFLMAO!!!
Just remember I'm the Queen!
Oh wait you weren't there for that.
*points and laughs*
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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PB: What are we looking for Sarge?
Sarge: Asleep at the briefing again! You were told a dozen times! We're looking for a caption!
PB muttering under breath: We don't need no stinkin' caption. We need another 100 episodes.
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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Quote:
Purplebelly1: What's that...through the window?
Purplebelly2: Holy Crap! Its TenthCrewMember...And it looks like he's lookin' for a caption!
Purplebelly1: I thought so! Men, prepare to fire!
OR:
River: Going back the downslide. Purple is my favorite color...
Mal: I hate to interrupt you in the middle of your CRAZY time while we're hiding under this table...but there are at least six Alliance Soldiers in this room right now.
River: Maybe they'll look better in red...
OR:
Alliance Soldier 1: There, are thou happy? A pack of blessings lie upon thy back, and you know it not!
Alliance Soldier 2:bù dié shā shì bǐ yà !!!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Quote:
Purplebelly1: What's that...through the window?
Purplebelly2: Holy Crap! Its TenthCrewMember...And it looks like he's lookin' for a caption!
Purplebelly1: I thought so! Men, prepare to fire!
OR:
River: Going back the downslide. Purple is my favorite color...
Mal: I hate to interrupt you in the middle of your CRAZY time while we're hiding under this table...but there are at least six Alliance Soldiers in this room right now.
River: Maybe they'll look better in red...
OR:
Alliance Soldier 1: There, art thou happy? A pack of blessings lie upon thy back, and you know it not!
Alliance Soldier 2:bù dié shā shì bǐ yà !!! I just wanted to find River Tam!!!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
The reality quotient really gets upped on new episodes of "Red vs Blue".
*snort* *narf*
that's funny
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Hey! NARF...is it too much to ask that you are an Animaniacs fan? Cause, that could be love...or fate...or root beer...or maybe I've watched too much X-Files...and cartoons for that matter!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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I have to be honest with ya here, Jake turned me on to Pinky and the Brain. I didn't really watch it back when it was on, sorry. But I do enjoy it now.
...you can never watch too many cartoons!
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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