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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS is dead...

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, April 7, 2005 23:56
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 4:10 AM

...long live CAPTION TIGHTPANTS!

Okay, a bad (early) April Fools joke, so sue me (you won't get much...ball o' lint and a wingless fly maybe). Where was I?... OH! Caption Tightpants #21 is alive and well so here it is with last weeks winner!


Another great winner! Well deserved and it still has me laughing! Thanks KMS! Now a special CT to test your mettle and to meddle with the test...err...something, yeah, so anyway...

MAL (thinking): Gorram it. I already lost my money, my suspenders and my ship. If I can't roll 13 on these here dice soon, I'm gonna be nekkid...and I doubt articulate with this pen in my mouth. Man! Saffron is good at StripCraps...



Okay, now make me look like an idiot child and show me your genius!



TCM

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RUE
Wednesday, March 30, 2005 4:16 AM

Nothing comes to mind at the moments - but D*MN !!! You had me going with that April Fool's joke!

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 4:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




NATHAN: So which will it be, Wheo? The Red Pill or the Blue Pill?

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 4:42 AM

Nathan: I have to roll a what to shoot them? Ah screw it! Give the River character sheet and I'll just kill them all with my brain. mwah ha ha.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 4:49 AM

Nathan actually gets the Jedi mind trick to work and levitates his pen. Silent Bob looks on in jealousy.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 5:29 AM

Quote:





Nathan: "So the dice in my hand represent the treasure pile .. the bottle of water is the ancient red dragon .. the can of peanuts is the dais and the dice bag is the range of the dragon's breath weapon .. did I get that right? oh and what does this pen represent?"

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 6:41 AM



THAC0? Yeah, I could use a taco...this pen sure ain't helpin' my appetite any.

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ZOL
Wednesday, March 30, 2005 8:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




Nathan didn`t have time to brush his teeth, so, he picked up the nearest white object he could find & hoped nobody would notice whilst he signed autographs ...

"ou es zisss to?"

or

Alan Tudyk looks over and see Nathan & shouts "some people juggle geese you know!"

or

Nathan takes great pleasure from the juices of Jewels pen (think about it Kaylee-strawberries cometo think about it that could be Morenas pen

Darin (Zol.)

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RAT
Wednesday, March 30, 2005 8:22 AM



"One is a genius, the other's insane!"



-Ratboy

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005 8:43 AM

Genius! and I was onyl re-watching Mallrats this weekend!! Superb cross-over joke (superb film!) . . .

Perhaps ther's some milage out of the ol' "back of a Volkswagen" joke . . .

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