CAPTION TIGHTPANTS is dead...
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, April 7, 2005 23:56
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Nathan (thinking): Wait, if I'm writing with a peanut, then what the hell am I eating?
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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Anyone seen Raiders of the Lost Ark lately? I see the guy on the right with "LOVE" and "YOU" on his eyelids
*DIES* OMG! I LOVE anything Indy, that is FUNNY!
Anyway, onto mine:
Guy: Whats that your doing again?
Nathan: Its an anchient meditation technique.
Guy: And the pourpose of the pen is...
Nathan: Will you shhhh for two seconds? You're scaring off all my Zen.
(forgive my lack of spelling abilities)
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nathan: "Can you take the thorn out of my paw ... err ... hand?"
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'Trust me - I know what I'm doing!' - Sledge Hammer
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Nathan (muffled): ... peanuts, bottle, phone ... now where the hell did I put my pen ...?
Dude: (discrete silence)
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Nathan: Bag, peanuts, pen...If I can assemble these into a weapon, it would be even better than SWORDCHUCKS!
Anonymous Guy: (Sarcastically) Yeah, and I'm the Black Mage! This is not 8-Bit Theater, Mr. Fillion.
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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NATHAN: "AMNPHMNPHAPHMNPHAWMANPHAMNNAPHMMMMNK?"
RANDOM GUY: "Huh?"
(Nathan drops his pen into his hand)
NATHAN: "I said, 'are you sure this will cure my back ache?'"
RANDOM GUY: "Yeah, sure."
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In the midst of explaining the adage 'The pen is mightier than the sword', Mal looks on in surprised horror to see Jayne pull out Vera in order to test the idea...
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In an attempt to circumvent Joss' standing orders prohibiting anyone from discussing the plot to 'Serenity', Nathan uses everyday objects and the art of mime to convey some of the film's more salient details...much to the delight of his fans
-Oxy
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'What people call impossible is just stuff they
haven't seen yet...'
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Dungeon Master in hat: You see a Dwarf lying in the mud, a sucking chest wound putting him on the edge of death. He cries to you: "Please help me!"
Nathan: I waste him with my crossbow!!!
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Nathan: "Well, you said you wanted to meet the real me...."
Flanboy: "Is it too late to change my mind?"
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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The true reason for Firefly's cancellation was finally discovered - Nathan ate the Fox executives pens.
Keep flying
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