CAPTION TIGHTPANTS is dead...
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, April 7, 2005 23:56
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Suddenly, Mal realised that his life as a companion would never be as glamorous as Inara's.
Shiniest gorramn show in the 'verse!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Diz:
Dungeon Master in hat: You see a Dwarf lying in the mud, a sucking chest wound putting him on the edge of death. He cries to you: "Please help me!"
Nathan: I waste him with my crossbow!!!
KODT?
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Nathan: I fire an arrow at it.
Other guy: Okay, now it's a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
Nathan: I didn't hurt it?
Other guy: It's a gazebo!
Nathan: I drop my bow, draw my sword and strike it. Shiny! I got a natural 20! Do I kill it?
Other guy: No, you didn't. It's a gazebo.
Nathan: Gorramit! (chews on pen) What do I gotta do to kill this thing?
Other guy: It's a gazebo, man!
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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(out of shot D&D player): You approach the Cave of Devastation. Suddenly, a fifth level orc berserker charges you wielding a +10 Scimitar of Cleaving.
(Nathan): Okay, I'm going to need that in Captain Dummy talk.
(other guy in shot): Nathan, there's a giant, ugly monster running at you with a sword.
(Nathan): So...what are the dice for?
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Quote:
Originally posted by lostintheblack:
(out of shot D&D player): You approach the Cave of Devastation. Suddenly, a fifth level orc berserker charges you wielding a +10 Scimitar of Cleaving.
(Nathan): Okay, I'm going to need that in Captain Dummy talk.
(other guy in shot): Nathan, there's a giant, ugly monster running at you with a sword.
(Nathan): So...what are the dice for?
HAhahaha! Captain dummy talk! Classic!
Keep flying
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Okay, here are the week 21 selections...but you'll have to scan back and read them if you can't remember them (some of them were long, so I summarized in the poll).
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/901347
NOW VOTE before I fetch my blue rubber gloves... 
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Quote:
Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Nathan: I fire an arrow at it.
Other guy: Okay, now it's a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
Nathan: I didn't hurt it?
Other guy: It's a gazebo!
Nathan: I drop my bow, draw my sword and strike it. Shiny! I got a natural 20! Do I kill it?
Other guy: No, you didn't. It's a gazebo.
Nathan: Gorramit! (chews on pen) What do I gotta do to kill this thing?
Other guy: It's a gazebo, man!
I know I didn't win, but for the record, in case anyone was curious, this is the story that my entry was based on:
http://www.dreadgazebo.com/eric.html
Star Pilot Grainger
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Yup. :)
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That is a friggin' riot.
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That's by far the funniest D&D parody I've ever seen/read/witnessed. There really should be an entire thread dedicated to that stuff. So much potential for self-mockery...
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