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Visit to a Weird 'Verse, Re-revisited - Chapter Five

Monday, April 17, 2006

Nathan Fillion in the Firefly 'verse. His trial is over and he's been sentenced to a fate worse than death. Oh, and death.

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Chapter Five

The worst had happened.

The thing Nathan had most feared since waking up in this fictional nightmare was now truly and unavoidably upon him, and terror yanked cold fingernails down the chalkboard of his spine. He knew instinctively that Captain Malcolm Reynolds, veteran Sergeant Malcolm Reynolds, would face this situation like a man.

“You can’t do this! Wait! Please! We can work this out, just don’t—“

The door slammed shut in his face with a very solid thunk. Lost and Jake knelt down and peered through the slot. “Nothing to work out, Mal,” Jake said. “You’re gonna be shot dead like a dog at first light and that’s all there is to it. Trial’s over, I won, judge ruled, we all cheered, that’s it. We’d do it now only we got this here celebratory feast going and dead bodies stink up the place something awful.” It was true; the party was in full swing now. Sounds of singing and heroic drinking could be heard from outside, and from the sounds and cheers Mal was being burned in effigy.

“No, I get that, that’s shiny. But don’t leave me in here with her!”

Behind him Inara looked up from where she had been arranging some of her filmy wraps on the bunk to sit on. Without them her bare arms shone golden in the candlelight. “You know, the compliments I get are one of the most satisfying things about my profession,” she said. “The devotion. The praise.”

Lost and Jake exchanged glances. “Um, Mal,” Lost said. “To be honest, we figured we wuz doin’ you a kindness, letting you have one last, you know...”

“Evening of bitter sarcasm and uncomfortable silences?”

“Oh, you two got married?”

“Some people even worship me,” Inara said to the air. “Although that can get a little embarrassing at times...”

“’Sides, we can’t let her go. Her own testimony makes her one of them there accomplices, so she gets popped right there with you,” Lost said.

“She didn’t have anything to do with it! You can’t prove she

Comments
Monday, 17 April 2006 03:03
One more chapter to go, and then notes. Hang on, travelers!
Monday, 17 April 2006 03:37
Poor Nathan, having to be all Mal-ish at the last moment...
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 17 April 2006 04:06
aw, i love this! too bad nathan's got that girlfriend--he should do mal a favor and help him out with the whole inara thing. mal's so dense. *sigh.* can't wait for more.

~kaynara
Monday, 17 April 2006 05:03
Only one more?

I love the way you write the interactions between Nathan and the characters. A+
Monday, 17 April 2006 06:22
Dang it....only one more part? So no "Mal trying to be Nathan" schtick to bust a gut over:(

Still...this was an excellent chapter, CABridges:) Though I do wish Mal had at least tried to assist his alter-ego with some "truthsome" conversation that might have helped with the situation seen in the BDM:P

BEB
ANA
Monday, 17 April 2006 10:06
Aw man, now I have to think up something complimentary enough to do this justice! And it's 5:30 AM, which is not my most mentally-clear time of day. ;)

Here goes. Nathan is a wonderful man. Mal is a nincompoop about Inara. Nathan knows he can't risk throwing the space-time continuum out of whack or anything. Put the three together, and you get exactly what happened. Poor Inara. :(

There were so many lines in this that I love. The "freaky Companion ninja moves" crack was good for a laugh. Nathan's comparison between his and Mal's "intimacy issues" was really cute.

But the part that got me the most was when Nathan got himself set and determined to die all heroic-like to save Inara's life. Why isn't this man married?! :)

Only one more chapter? Nuts. No more sarcastic Canadian humor. No more mistaken identity hijinks. No more Nathan trying to find some way to make the disastrous events of the movie somewhat less disastrous. I'm really going to miss this story.
2X2
Monday, 17 April 2006 13:34
I've been enjoying this alot, sad to think it's gotta end :o(

Poor Inara... how I wish he hadn't had to do that, but... well, if things arent' supposed to be messed up, then... I guess it had to be done... but Ouch!! I think *I* died a little when that light dimmed in her eyes too... *sniff*

So, I both can and can't wait for the next part, seein' how it's the last... but it's been a great ride!
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 17 April 2006 13:38
Wonderful! Too bad there is only one chapter left :( this is really good and interesting, and funny did I mention funny?
Monday, 17 April 2006 13:51
Wow, so many killer lines, I can't mention them all. Jayne's diversion, ROFL! Zoe's arrival... And all the Nathan/Inara interaction is perfect.

Excellent tale! Definite 10!

Bummer it's ending. Are you gonna do the Mal at the flanvention part too?
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 17 April 2006 15:09
"Lost and Jake exchanged glances. “Um, Mal,” Lost said. “To be honest, we figured we wuz doin’ you a kindness, letting you have one last, you know...”


“Evening of bitter sarcasm and uncomfortable silences?”


“Oh, you two got married?”

"

That was my very favorite part. *Laugh*

- Narnia
Monday, 17 April 2006 20:27
I gotta say, I missed this when you first posted it, but this is brilliant!! You've got the characters down so well. I still swear you're Joss in disguise...

- Soul
Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:33
Very well done! I'll be sad to see it end, but eager to see how!

Mal on "Earth-That-Is" would be pretty funny. Maybe a companion fanfic?

Keep it up!

Morwen
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:03
this is the greatest!!!
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:51
awsome as always! *though I'm sad to hear ther's only one more part-- but we all know good things must come to an end ;)

I *love, love, love* the way you write Inara. Oh- heck. I love it all!
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:57
If you write only one more chapter to this story, you have to write at least five other stories this year, got it? I will read them all. You should write novels.
Saturday, 20 May 2006 14:15
hot damn that was good!!! and go nathan for trying to save inara's life!!

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