Blue Sun Room FICTION - HUMOR

You Give Love A Bad Name

Monday, April 10, 2006

YAY!! This fic takes place about a week after the last one. Simon's having a hard time adjusting to Jayne ruttin' his sister, but Kaylee finds a way to get his mind off it. Mal's gonna stab his ears if he has to hear his mechanic and his pilot gettin bedded by his medic and his mercenary again, and Zoe's finds somethin' to keep from bein' lonely. Also Mal/Inara starts steppin' up to the plate again ;) This is NC-17 guys, so be warned, and enjoy the ensuing naughtiness!

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 4238    RATING: 9.0 (NC17)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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It had been a week since Simon had found out River had chosen Jayne as her lover. He was still found it very disturbing that when he asked members of the crew where River was, they all automatically told him to ask Jayne.

Today he just went toward the crew dorms, noting with a mild disdain that Jayne was already coming out of his bunk.

"Is she..?" Simon kept his fisted hands at his sides, using all his will not to punch Jayne.

"She's sleepin' doc." Jayne's head nodded toward his now closed door, making Simon grit his teeth to keep from shuddering. Unfortunately, the implication as to why she was sleeping was horrifyingly obvious.

Simon just nodded and turned away to leave. Jayne called for him to come back. He faced the man-ape again, his jaw set so tight he thought it might lock.

"Look, doc, I know this ain't exactly somethin' you can be happy about." Jayne stuffed his hands in his back pockets, not knowing what else to do with them. "But I do care for River and I ain't gonna hurt her none."

Simon nodded again, his lips pressed tightly together. It didn't matter if Jayne meant what he said, or that River was a reader and had said the same. Simon still didn't like the idea of Jayne being with her, and would always be afraid River would be hurt in the end.

"I know ya don't believe me." Jayne spoke as though he could read thoughts himself. "And ya don't believe River neither. But I hope in the long run, I can prove myself. I ain't lettin' her go on account of you, doc. Ain't lettin' go of her at all."

Simon just sighed in resignation. "I know there's nothing I can do to change her mind. I just want her happy. And I swear if you make her anything but--"

"If I hurt her even the slightest, I'll let ya borrow Vera so's you can shoot me in the balls." He looked Simon squarely in the eye. "You raised River right, doc. She's a fine girl."

"Thank you." Simon's voice was meek. He turned away and walked in search of Kaylee, leaving Jayne to shake his h

Comments
Monday, 10 April 2006 01:51
Wow, you deffinately have amazing talent as a writer! Even though Im not entirely sure about firefly becoming a porno... It still was a great peice of work!

Favorite quote: ""Damnit, I just got done hearin' my pilot gettin' bedded, I am in no mood to be hearin' my mechanic get sexed too!"
Monday, 10 April 2006 01:52
Perfect as usual.

Kaylee's got the right idea but I get the feeling she's going to have to work on distracting him for a long time to come . . .

Mal and Inara ..bwahahaha. about time!

And the copying himself thing that Wash did....just so perfect.
Monday, 10 April 2006 02:21
I'm a little too drunk, uh, I mean, tired to come up with anything other than GUH. Simon and Kaylee are so hot. And Rayne? Whooo...
Monday, 10 April 2006 04:14
Man...such a shift in feeling here! First we got Silee sexin, then Rayne sexing, and then some Mal/Inara pre-sexin....before the finale of Zoe and a really forwardthinking gift....wow! GUH and SOB all in one go....you rock, JanaFae:D

BEB
Monday, 10 April 2006 07:56
I'm not generallly a huge fan of the X-rated fan-fic, but gotta say this line from Jayne:

"If I hurt her even the slightest, I'll let ya borrow Vera so's you can shoot me in the balls."

had me Rollin'... hi-larious! That is SO Jayne!
Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:00
If I hurt her even the slightest, I'll let ya borrow Vera so's you can shoot me in the balls

Very nice
Saturday, 15 April 2006 15:51
I think the Mal/Inara was my favorite part. Sometimes I like pre-sexin better 'n the real thing. 'course, you write the real thing real nice too, so...
Sunday, 16 April 2006 06:40
wow. just....wow. the Rayne was probably my fav. heheh..Simon shooting Jayne in the balls....funny mental picture.

And I liked the title, being a Bon Jovi fan
Sunday, 16 April 2006 22:56
ruttin good time but i was hopen for more mal/inara action
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Monday, 17 April 2006 06:36
>ruttin good time but i was hopen for more mal/inara action

Okay, just to let ya'll know (no complaining guys!!) I love Mal/Inara, but I could never do their relationship justice beyond the foreplay that they've already got goin in my series, so I WILL NOT be having any nc-17 Mal/Inara scenes, dong ma?

I love the Rayne and Silee stuff and I seem to do pretty good at it, so I shall continue until I lay on my death bed.... which will be like a hundred years from now so keep reading and I'll keep writing!
Monday, 17 April 2006 06:37
^^ that was me... stupid signing in crap

JanaFae
Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:48
Jayne getting shot in the balls by Vera is a painful thought, though the sex in this one is great, as I have come to expect from you. I kinda feel bad for Zoe, though the thought of her in only a Hawaiian shirt kinda gets me goin.
Tuesday, 29 April 2008 21:28
"And now, the prehistoric penis tree jumps forward into the future, preparing the Amazonian Beauty for birthday sex!"

I was going to get sniffly when Zoe went to bed alone, but then the... 'penis tree'. 'Bout wet myself!

Awesome!

Joanna

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