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Sing for Me

Sunday, February 19, 2006

River pitches a fit and Simon must resort to some embarrassing tactics to calm her. (PG)

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 3187    RATING: 9.0 (PG)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Disclaimer: I do not own Firefly/Serenity, Joss Whedon does.

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River screamed, curled up in the corner of the cargo bay. Her head was in her hands and her nails dug into her scalp. Tears trailed down her cheeks leaving streaks in their wake. She sobbed raggedly between screams and shook her head, shying away from Kaylee’s touch as the young mechanic tried desperately to calm River.

Simon and the rest of the crew were out on a job and so in the young doctor’s absence, Kaylee had taken over trying to comfort River as she pitched one of her usual fits. She shushed the younger girl gently, trying her best to reassure her that she was completely safe there. She swallowed thickly, however, at the same time afraid that what the girl was panicking about was something that had gone wrong on the job.

“Come on, River, it’s alright,” Kaylee cooed. “You’re safe, everyone’s alright, they’ll be back soon.”

“No, the shadows, they’re overwhelming me, they’re blocking out the light,” River whimpered. “Deception, disgrace, darkness, dread, doom...”

“There ain’t no shadows here, River, just us,” Kaylee soothed.

River shook her head and continued to shy away from Kaylee, whose hands had settled lightly on her shoulders. Darkness was falling, the eclipse was coming, she couldn’t escape the coming shadow. It was obscuring the light and making everything cold. She shivered and continued to cry, her eyes shut tightly. If she couldn’t see it coming, maybe it wouldn’t come at all.

Just then, a sound could be heard in the distance. Only Kaylee heard it, however. River was still too shaken by her fit to be much more than hysterical. The sound came closer with every minute and soon the mule sped into view. It glided into the cargo bay with Wash hitting the shut off on the ignition just in time to keep from hitting the crates at the back of the room.

As soon as the crew returned from their job and reached Serenity, Simon jumped from the mule

Comments
ANONYMOUS
Sunday, 19 February 2006 03:01
thats awesome... YES!!!!
Sunday, 19 February 2006 03:03
Thanks!

It was written for a challenge on livejournal at the Joss100 fanfiction challenge community!
ANONYMOUS
Sunday, 19 February 2006 04:52
Bwahahahahahaaha!

And does he sing well.....?

He needs to sing to Kaylee.... :)

leiasky (too lazy to log in)
Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:16
Very, Very, Funny. Loved it!
Sunday, 19 February 2006 06:35
Cute stuff

But at the end it made it seem like River was just manipulating her fear to make Simon sing and embarass himself. But we forgive her shes hot.
Sunday, 19 February 2006 06:37
Hmm, I don't know why it sounds like that at the end, I didn't mean it to sound like that at all...
Sunday, 19 February 2006 15:36
I have the weird feeling I have read this before, perhaps on fanfiction.net. Anyway I love it, you have done a beautiful job! Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Monday, 20 February 2006 02:40
Ha ha! *rolls around on the floor laughing* Oh the mental image! *wipes a tear away* Okay, this was probably the funniest, most adorable Simon fic I've ever read, and that's saying a lot!
Monday, 20 February 2006 02:42
AMDOBELL; you may have read it on Livejournal, I post there as well, my username is saturnine_tears. =)

onesongglory; Well, what can I say, I try to be funny. *grin*
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 07 March 2006 10:13
I had to sing that song in year three. i was a purple people eater. its so funny that simon sang that.
Thankyou Wanmei for lighting up my day.
firekat
(no i dont have an account, its my nickname online)
Tuesday, 21 March 2006 19:03
*dies*

too. gorram. funny.

b
Friday, 23 June 2006 16:35
Yay for River, I will read any and everything you write involving her.

Bwahahahahaha @ Simon's song, wonderful stuff.
Wednesday, 07 February 2007 23:16
I fricking love that song!

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