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The Rules Are Very Clear

Friday, February 13, 2004

Found in a key-encrypted, password protected file on the computer in Inara Sara’s shuttle.

CATEGORY: FILK    TIMES READ: 3532    RATING: 9.0 (G)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Our rules are very clear. There is no ambiguity

Certain relationships are strictly off limits to a Companion

It shouldn’t even matter. The whole thing is absurd

I find in him none of the things I’ve been taught to admire

No manners, no tact, no style. Not a gentleman in any sense

More likely to insult me, even when trying to complement

And that’s not often. One step away from the barnyard

I could have any man, or woman. The rich, the powerful, the cultured

A life of leisure and security could be mine with just a word.

All for my mere presence. And my soul would remain my own

Why would I give that away to one whose violence frightens me so?

Why do I stay here? I could leave at any time

I should probably just cut my ties and head for civilization

But who then would comfort him? The hurt little boy only I see inside

It’s right there on the screen. Plain in black and white

A Companion shall not engage in inappropriate relationships.

These relationships being defined as:

a) Initiation of a non-consensual liaison

b) A liaison contracted for less than Guild minimum price

c) A liaison that would tend to lower the stature of the Guild

d) Love

The rules are very clear. Damn the rules.

Comments
Friday, 13 February 2004 18:33
Okay, so now I have to start the Geezer Collection of Firefly Prose.
Friday, 13 February 2004 19:26
Coming soon to a General Store near you: "Firefly: The Collected Verse of the Serenity Crew. Edited an with introductory notes by Geezer."

As noted in the introductions, I just find this stuff in various spots and copy it for fellow Brown-coats. Wish I could take the credit.
Friday, 13 February 2004 21:33
Naw, Geezer, these are FAN-tastic...

You keep writin', we'll keep readin'.

~A~
Friday, 13 February 2004 23:35
Geezer and Lux have (Or will have) their own books.

"Damn the rules"
Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58
You are my hero and my muse, Monsier Geezer--you just keep finding those little hidden scraps-I'll keep reading them in awe.
Saturday, 02 July 2011 15:35
Though I'm asking this 7 years late, can I use the Companion Rules in a fic? I'll gladly credit you in the Notes I have a habit of writing at the end of my fics...when I finish them, that is. :)

Companions can't love? No wonder Inara and Nandi left Sihnon.

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