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Firefly theme: Our Mrs. Reynolds Ver.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Mal Sings!

CATEGORY: FILK    TIMES READ: 3630    RATING: 9.0 (G)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Take my wife, won't you please

See me beg on bended knees

If she stays, I can tell

I'm going to that special Hell

Wore the wreath, drank the wine

The dancing it was mighty fine

Should'a took the stick instead

Gorram! She's naked in my bed

Flirts with everyone she sees

She's just a Serenitease

So come on and take my wife, please

Comments
Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:25
Actually, I like this!
Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:19
THAT IS PRICELESS! Maybe add a line about

"Tried to steer Serenity /
into a net of 'ternity"

"Jane and Vera saved the day /
but Yo-Saff-Bridg she got away"

"Tracked her to a snowy moon /
busted in with: "Honey, I'm home!"

"She tried to schmooze with all her charm /
Clocked her before she could do me harm"

"Then she married my best friend /
Lost his Soup-Catcher in the end"

"But won't go there -- 'tis another vid /
About a Lassiter and a dumpster lid"

"The wily vixen thought she'd score /
off a naked Captain and a well-dressed Companion" [what, you were thinkin' of the "W" word? I just couldn't...]

Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:12
That was freakin' hi-larious, Geezer!
Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:02
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, 27 August 2006 05:09
Best filk on this board!
Saturday, 02 July 2011 14:46
Hysterical! Come the next Redemption con in the UK (Redemption '13), I will, if it's okay, be sharing this and many other filks with the filkers there. If possible, I'm going to try to persuade the organisers to put something Firefly-related into the programme; they're the ones who instroduced me to this most excellent and shiny 'verse, so it's thank-you time to them!
Saturday, 02 July 2011 14:47
Or introduced me, even! Curse my too-fast typing at times!

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