To: Wash, Mal, Zoe, Inara, Book, Simon, River, Jayne, and Kaylee

From: Serenity

Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? Firefly class transport ship.

2. What color is your underwear? This is not a logical question. My undercarriage, however, is a grayish silver.

3. What are you listening to right now? Kaylee humming in my engine room.

4. What was the last thing you ate? Crow!

5. Do you wish on stars? I am not progammed to wish.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Gray.

7. How is the weather right now? There is no weather in space. My interior, however, is a pleasant 72 degrees farenheit.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Niska's skyplex when I popped their air lock.

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes. Wash is my pilot. He has wonderful hands... Of course he didn't exactly send this to me so much as through me.

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are on your desk right now: I don't have a desk, but I do have a secret compartment filled with things the crew thinks they have lost.

11. Favorite drink? Engine oil.

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? If no, do you want any and if yes, what and/or where? I have a lovely insignia up near my bow.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Hair??

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? No, my sensors are excellent.

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? Jennifer who?

16. Favorite month? What is this month?

17. Favorite food? Fuel cells.

18. What was the last movie you watched? The crew viewed *Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope* last night. I like the Millenium Falcon. I wonder if it's single...

19. Favorite day of the year? Any day Kaylee gets new parts for me.

20. What do you do to vent anger? Explode.

21. Favorite Toy as a child? Alas, I did not have a childhood.

22. Fall or Spring? Fall, the weather is best for my systems.

23. Hugs or kisses? Hug