To: Crow [bouncing], Wife, Nephew [bouncing], Badger, Malcolm

From: Niska, A

Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? I like to think of it as businessman, more respectable, more solid than Badger, let’s say.

2. What color is your underwear? They are gray and very solid for support.

3. What are you listening to right now? The workers outside my office, the not so solid man being tortured next door.

4. What was the last thing you ate? Nice sandwich of roast beef and au jus.

5. Do you wish on stars? No, I claim the stars.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? I would be a solid color like Black, maybe Silver.

7. How is the weather right now? Cold and black outside. Comfortable inside.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? The wife. Ugh, she wants a box of those Fruity Bar things when I come home. The reputation of those is not so solid. They upset my tummy.

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? He has crossed me before, so no. I do not like him.

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are on your desk right now: My antique lamp, a large knife, and some very solid alcohol.

11. Favorite drink? My family’s recipe for vodka.

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? No, never found them a solid idea.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? No, I prefer to show my experience gracefully.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Glasses. They are very distinguishing.

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? It does not matter. Whoever it is would be not so solid.

16. Favorite month? December. Is cold and bracing.

17. Favorite food? Baby rack of lamb.

18. What was the last movie you watched? Citizen Cain.

19. Favorite day of the year? Any day where I get business accomplished.

20. What do you do to vent anger? I have my methods, but I do not share them.

21. Favorite Toy as a child? A little something I made from a battery and wire clips. Very solid inventio