Friends Survery - Jayne
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Jayne answers Wash's email. Hi-larity ensues.
CATEGORY: FICTION TIMES READ: 3668 RATING: 9.0 (PG) SERIES: FIREFLY
To: Wash, Mal, Kaylee, Zoe, Book, Simon, River, Inara
From: Jayne
Subj: Friends Survey
Welcome to the new edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here is
what you are supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Just
copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste into a new e-mail that you
can send. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this
to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to
you. Some of you may get this several times that means you have many
friends.
1. What is your occupation? Merc but i like to call it ass-kicker!!
2. What color is your underwear? Whaadaya care for anyway! Maybe I’m just goin commando, eh?
3. What are you listening to right now? Doc and his kwong-juh duh sister are havin’ words outside.
4. What was the last thing you ate? Peaches! Gorram, I found peaches in the storage locker!
5. Do you wish on stars? Wishin aint never got me nothin. Doin gets me something!
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? If I’s a crayon I’d color you dead! What kinda go-se question is that?!
7. How is the weather right now? Stuffy. Gorram vent systems on the craps in here!
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? The what? I don’t use no phone I just yell at folk what needs yellin at!
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Eh, he does a good nuff job keepin us in the air.
10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are
on your desk right now: Desk? Hell, bunk…me, Vera, and some cleanin stuffs.
11. Favorite drink? Been cravin a gorram Mudders Milk since Higgin’s Moon, but a stiff whiskey’ll do in the meantime.
12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? If no, do you want any and
if yes, what and/or where? Loads and I ain’t tellin where. Takes up too much space.
13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Hell no! That’s just for them girly girls to do.
14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Never will!
I can see Jayne with specs at sixty. :)
YAY! On the provinces. *L*
...you know though...the thought of Jayne going commando is really too bad...oops...bad little me...where, oh where did that come from??? Sorry...I don't want to offend and get kicked out of here! I have a fanfic of my own to finish! Great idea and great job UnchartedOutlaw!!!
"Pretty cunning, don't cha' think?"
"Pretty cunning, don't cha think?"
so true...like the bit 'bout jayne's pants or lack thereof, niiiiice...oops! SORRY!!! the last question was spot on with the jayne-ness!!! lovin' this series!!! maybe do my own version...? (bein' polite an' askin' permission here!)
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"5. Do you wish on stars? Wishin aint never got me nothin. Doin gets me something!"
It could of been
"5. Do you wish on stars? Wishin aint never got me nothin. If wishes were horses, we'd all be eaten steak!"
Still, very amusing and I was impressed...keep up the good work!
like to call it "ass-kicker", color you dead, camofloj, meat, meat, and meat! it's all too dirty fer Book!
i like this game!
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