To: Wash, Mal, Zoe, Kaylee, Inara, Simon, River, Jayne

From: Book

Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? Shepherd

2. What color is your underwear? Now is that any question to ask a man of the cloth?

3. What are you listening to right now? The harmonious chantings of The Brothers of the Uptown Abbey.

4. What was the last thing you ate? I partook of some dessert. Apples.

5. Do you wish on stars? Yes, though I tend to call it prayer.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? White. All the colors bundled together.

7. How is the weather right now? Very comfortable, thank you.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Well, the last wave I sent was to my brothers on Haven. Might go spend some time there ‘fore long.

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Definitely. Wash is the warm center of humor on this ship.

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are on your desk right now: I don’t even have those. Merely a light, a glass, and my bible.

11. Favorite drink? Definitely a good tea. Blackberry is particularly nice.

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? If no, do you want any and if yes, what and/or where? No, no tattoos. Only my spiritual inking toward the Lord.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Can’t say that I have. I actually like my gray.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Sometimes glasses. Primarily for reading.

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? Next? Marriage is not something to enter into lightly. Whoever she is, I suggest she wait a while and think on it.

16. Favorite month? Ah, I tend to enjoy the winter months. That time before rebirth.

17. Favorite food? Fresh fruit and the simple foods of God.

18. What was the last movie you watched? The Chapel of the Killing Desire I must confess I have a penchant for bad, low-budget films.

19. Favorite day of the year? The birth of our Lord.

20. What do you do to vent anger? Prayer. Though, Jayne has reintrod