To: Mal, Kaylee, Zoe, Jayne, Book, Simon, River, Inara

From: Wash

Subj: Friends Survey

Welcome to the new edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here is

what you are supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Just

copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste into a new e-mail that you

can send. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this

to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to

you. Some of you may get this several times that means you have many

friends.

1. What is your occupation? Pilot

2. What color is your underwear? Dark blue, but that could change if someone gives chase!

3. What are you listening to right now? The whirr of the fans and the beeping of this processor terminal behind me.

4. What was the last thing you ate? Bao. Mmm, yummy bao!

5. Do you wish on stars? Constantly. You know my home, we couldn’t see them.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Green. A leafy green

7. How is the weather right now? Yeah, we’re in space. Not much weather here. But it’s pretty cozy where I am.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Sorry guys, this is an antiquated message. I think I spoke last with Book on the coms.

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yup, but he’s kinda obsessed about this whole Signal business!

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are

on your desk right now: My dinos, the palm trees, and Jayne’s hat. Jayne, you know your hat’s up here, right?

11. Favorite drink? A good Persephone brew…can’t recall the name right now, though.

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? If no, do you want any and

if yes, what and/or where? Nope. No tats. Not sure I’d want one, but that could change. Maybe a gosling on the upper arm.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? Naw, am blonde and lovin’ it.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Nope. Lucked out and got good vision.