A/N: I'm a bit paranoid about posting this. I haven't posted here before so aside from the fact that you may hate it (LOL) it may look funny since I have no idea what I am doing...

Just a little peice os fluff I wrote with my friend Rinny. And I dedicate it to her and her Jayne love. :)

Also, Chinese speaking I am not.

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"Now first thing you need to learn, is t’ always take good care 'a yer weapons. You take care a them, they'll be there for ya when ya need 'em." Jayne flipped open the pistol in his hand, and checked the chamber, then laid it on the soft cloth in his lap. "If'en ya don't, well that's a good way to lose an hand or an eye."

He was sitting on the edge of his bunk in his favorite naked girl t-shirt, with an array of weapons laid out on the narrow mattress beside him. His student sat at his feet in a pink footed sleeper, one pudgy fist shoved into her mouth, the other grasping her toes as she rocked back and forth. Her huge dark eyes were focused wholly on the man above her, a two tone orange knitted hat perched lopsidedly on her curly head. "Now pay real close attention, little girl, here's what ya do."

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“Here we go, Sweet em’s,” Wash said as he stepped over the threshold of the bridge, carrying a small chipped plate from the galley. “Daddy’s got some nice stale and disgusting crackers for us to snack on while we’re waiting’ for Mommy to get back from her…ah… meeting.” He approached the small enclosure they’d improvised for his small daughter behind the copilot’s chair, and stopped abruptly when he found it empty. “Briana?”

He set the plate of crackers quickly on the floor and yanked up one of the blankets, thinking he that surely must be hallucinating, she had to be here. “Yi qi shen hu xi, she can’t have gone…” he ran a hand through his hair and looked around the bridge a second before practically leaping toward the stairs between the main consoles.

He looked down into the space below, climbed down and searched it, scared half to death she’d fallen. His relief when he