Blue Sun Room FICTION - GENERAL

Serenity Inc., Part Three

Friday, June 6, 2003

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INT. SERENITY TRAILER - LATER

Crew and passengers are gathered in the dining area. Archer's giving 'em the welcome speech.

Archer

"Meals are taken up here in the dining area, the kitchen is pretty much self-explanatory, you're welcome to eat what there is any time, what there is is pretty standard fare, I guess, Spam in all the colors of the rainbow. We do have sit-down meals, the next one being at about 1800."

Kaythryn

"I think Profressor Wulfhawk has offered to help me prepare something."

Archer

(to Wulfhawk)

"You're a professor?"

Wulfhawk

"Thought the outfit gave it away. Is it a problem?"

Kathryn

"Of course not!"

(to Archer)

"It's no problem, 'cause it's not."

Archer

"No."

(to the group)

"As I said, you're welcome to visit the dining area any time. Apart from that, I have to ask you to

stay in the sleeper while we're driving. The cab, the engine, trailer, -- they're all off limits without an escort."

HFK

"Some of my personal effects are in the cargo bay."

Archer

"I figure you all got luggage you're gonna need to get into. Soon as we're done here we'll be happy to fetch 'em with you. Now I have to tell you all one other thing and I apologize in advance for the inconvenience.

Unfortunately, we've been ordered by the government to drop some medical supplies off in Del Rio. It's in Texas, a little bit out of our way, but we should have you in Yuma no more than a day off schedule."

HFK

"What medical supplies?"

Archer

"I honestly didn't ask."

Sarah

"Probably plasma, insulin, whatever they ain't got enough of on the border."

Archer

"Government says jump..."

HFK

"All right."

Archer

"Sarah, you wanna take 'em to the cargo bay?"

Sarah

"Yes, Sir."

Archer

"Anything else you need, just... ask. We, uh, we're here to serve."

Crew and passengers take two steps from the dining area to where the boxes are stacked, while Archer and Lerx turn around and walk toward the end of the trailer.

Archer

"Did you send word to Channain?"

Lerx

"Ain't hear

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Friday, 06 June 2003 05:35
BC

Love it but no one could ever accuse Jayne of being good for public relations. Unless you like being thrown out of places or getting into fights.
But that makes him the man-ape-thing-gone-wrong.
Friday, 06 June 2003 05:41
That's the irony of it.
Friday, 27 January 2012 22:04
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hee hee... that was FANTASIC! Laughing my head off the whole time.

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