Blue Sun Room FICTION - GENERAL

Serenity Inc., Part Two

Tuesday, June 3, 2003

Ongoing spoof of the show.

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 3364    RATING: 10.0 (G)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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EXT. EAVESDOWN TRUCKSTOP - DAY

We see Serenity as she pulls through the dirt lot, bouncing through the ruts. It's a dump of a truckstop, with trucks parked cockeyed and disorderly all over the lot.

The doors open and our gang comes piling out of either side of the truck, all five of them.

Archer

(to Kaythryn)

"This shouldn't take long. Put us down for departure in about three hours."

(to Lerx)

"Grab any supplies we're low on. Fuel her up."

Kaythryn makes a note on a yellow pad.

Kaythryn

"I'd sure love to find a brand new alternator for the engine."

Archer

"And I'd like to be king of all Londinum and wear a shiny hat. Just get us some passengers. Them as can

pay, all right?"

Kaythryn

"Alternator gives out, we're coasting..."

Archer

"Best not bust, then."

Lerx pulls a mountain bike off the trailer. Sarah, Maniac and Archer start off. Lerx stops the bike and calls out:

Lerx

"Sarah. Zhu tamin ya min. Zhu yi."

Sarah

"At least somebody is practicing their Chinglish like they're supposed to be."

She beams a smile at him. He nearly falls off of the bike.

EXT. EAVESDOWN TRUCKSTOP

We're in the middle of the bazaar. We see a sign that advertises: Good DOGS! We see a griddle, with some suspicious looking cuts of meat sizzling on it. A man works the griddle.

We see, passing through the frame, Professor Wulfhawk. He drags a few boxes and suitcases on a sort of wheeled papoose, carries another suitcase in his hand. As he moves on, looking about him, he is approached by MAN, who's in his face a bit.

Man #2

"You going on a trip, grandpa? Need safe passage? We're cheap. We're cheap. We're clean."

(pointing)

The Brutus, the best truck in the lot. What's your des, grandpa? We're hitting the lower midwest."

Wulfhawk

"I never married."

Man #2

"What?"

Wulfhawk

"I'm not a grandpa."

EXT. ALLEY - DAY

Archer, Maniac, and Sarah walk down a dim alley and enter:

INT. BADGER'S OFFICE - DAY

Archer, Maniac and Sarah come down the alley, halted by Sergea

Comments
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 03 June 2003 00:37
BC

Still loving it. I see you've picked up Simon and his sister. Still laughing.
Tuesday, 03 June 2003 00:41
Thanks, I appreciate it. Just gonna keep following the script.
Tuesday, 03 June 2003 01:34
Archer, you're so cool.

I don't know how you're able to think up this real life stuff that meshes with Firefly-- but you do, and you do it wonderfuly :)

And it's damn funny too!
Tuesday, 03 June 2003 01:36
There are some similarities between FF and the work I do.

Less shooting, most days... unless you're in South Central or some other fun place.

Thank you muchly, Miss Kaythryn.
Tuesday, 03 June 2003 03:25
Good to see the excellent use of the Chinglish. You do me proud, kind Archer. You're a Big Damn Hero.
Tuesday, 03 June 2003 10:34
My extensive years of practice and intensive netsurfing have given me the uncanny, yes UNCANNY ability to cut and paste dialogue straight from webpages. I know that is a Big Damn Heroic kinda thing... even if I don't catch ALL the name changes. Maybe I should reinstall Word Perfect instead of using Wordpad to write this stuff.

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