Yeah, yeah. Usual disclaimers, I don't own them, Joss, Mutant Enemy, etc. do, I just play with them from time to time.

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Wash lay on his side in bed as he played with his dinosaurs.

“We shall call this land….His Wife.” The T-rex stated as he tromped defiantly across the lush sable land.

“Yes and here we will breed and prosper.” The triceratops replied as it followed the T-Rex up the slope of the hill.

Zoe awoke to the sensation of little plastic feet climbing up her now exposed hip. Rolling onto her back, she arched one eyebrow and inquired, “What are you doing husband?”

The T-Rex and Triceratops made an efficient jump when His Wife shifted.

The T-Rex turned to the triceratops and said “This land is unstable, perhaps it is not a wise place to live.”

“No, this land is bountiful with hills, valleys and bushes. Here we shall find sustenance.”

Wash leered at his wife as he tossed the dinosaurs over his shoulder and lunged for her naked body in search of said sustenance.