"Please." Kaylee smiled and flashed her big brown eyes at Simon beseechingly.

Simon rolled his eyes. "Kaylee, that's...simply very disturbing." He paused and thought for a moment. "Does this mean...do you have some kind of feelings for the captain?"

"Of course not, silly. I only have eyes for you. I just thought we could try a little role playing is all." Kaylee leaned up and kissed him as her hands wandered south to his cock.

"But why...I don't think most people play at being people they actually know," Simon said dubiously, but his body's responses to Kaylee were making it hard for his brain to function quite perfectly. "Have the captain and Inara ever even...? After the way he's been looking at River recently, I certainly shouldn't think so."

"I don't think the captain and Inara have so much as kissed, and that's why it'll be fun. We'll get to live out their fantasies for them." Kaylee murmured before running her tongue around his ear and then nibbling gently on the lobe.

It was on the tip of Simon's tongue to say that he was afraid that to fulfill the captain's fantasies, Kaylee would have to be River, but he certainly didn't want to think about...well, about that, with Kaylee caressing him as she was. "O-okay...how do we start?" he asked, rather clueless.

Kaylee released Simon and began pacing as she mused over the idea for a minute. "First we have to dress the parts."

"Oh, no..." Simon had known this would be bad, and without Kaylee's fevered touches, he was sure of it. "I am not going to the captain and asking to borrow his boots just because you have some...idea," he said, waving his hand for emphasis.

"Well I guess there's no need for me to go get dressed up in that black dress Inara gave me then either. You know the one you've been dying to see me in with that side slit."

A slow flush started up Simon's face. Finally, he decided that compromise was, after all, the wise man's choice. "You go get the captain's clothes. He won't hit you."

Beaming, K