A/N: by the by, ten points to BlueEyedBrigadier for figuring out who the blonde haired kid in Part 3. And an extra five for me not telling you so sooner (SORRY!!!)

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Ah yes, life is GOOD!!! Fink Greelsmagendurh (his was a planet where long and convuluted last names were all the rage) went along the sidewalk, strolling at a good pace. The sky was a most wonderful and good shade of the color that vomit is, and he couldn't help but sing a song of goodness and laughter and other things good. He went to the bus stop (the "Bus Stop", entirely a coincedence, is a building where everyone would gather on the good days and speak and babble about how good everything was)

There, he met up with several of his friends, such as the likes of Fink Herslavgaghensun, Fink Saxondogsarekilledbytheenglish, Fink Englishpricksarekilledbackbythesaxondogssothattheyareallequal, and Fink Hart ( everyone on the planet was named Fink or Lucy, and that last Fink was rather an unpopular fellow, so Fink being friend with Fink was really a pity thing).

But, the day would be quite as good if he had not met up with his current girlfriend, Lucy Killakillarneycastletoursandboatrides. She had brought along her friends, Lucy Jamrocktodoclassicsofdoeightiesmanh, and Lucy Daegen (again, Lucy being friends with Lucy was a pity friendship, but the other Lucy didn't want to be friends with Lucy, but Lucy was much more popular than Lucy, so Lucy was friends with Lucy only because Lucy was friends with Lucy, so Lucy was only psuedo-friends with Lucy, but Lucy was real friends with Lucy, and Lucy was just friends with everyone. Just had to clear that up, or things might have gotteen confusing).

Fink, Fink, and Fink went up to Lucy, Lucy and Lucy (you see, Fink was with Lucy, unpopular Fink was with unpopular Lucy, and regular Fink was with the last one just for the Hell of it), and gave them a hug, a quick peck on the cheek. Then, the Lucy's grabbed their Fink's arm and were led off to the Bus Stop. Fink (our hero), went over to some more