I say, did she just ask to become a bloody SPACE PIRATE?!?! I think that was George.

And you call me a muffin!

I must agree with Luna, this is quite unexpected, said Harry.

She must be some new level of dotty, this one , added Ron.

Wait , said Luna. Harry, Ron, Ginny, George, Luna, Fred is dead... OH GOD!!! It's Plagarism!

I tried my best to ignore them, but it was gettng hardder to do, they were so loud. "Britt, did you just say what I think and hope you just didn't say... I think?"

We're not the Harry Potter series! We're gonna get sued! Ron was panicking by now.

"Yes, Tabi, I want to become a Space Pirate! Wouldn't it be just wonderful?" Luna was right; Britt could be more of a muffin then she ever could.

Well, said Luna a mite huffily, It is rather challenging to constantly be a Blueberry Bananna-nut Muffin, I'll have you know!

Wait, Said Hermione. Isn't this supposed to be in the past?

Yes, why?

Well, Luna was speaking in present tense, and we were just talking about us being plagerised from the Harry Potter series... Oh, God...

What?

We just broke the Fourth Wall!

"Britt, you can't be a Space Pirate," I explained evenly to her. "It's dangerous and unhygenic!"

` WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

You have no idea how distracting the voices could be.

I still say you should go to sleep , added Ginny.

"But, please, Tabi! Couldn't we try it? For just a little? And, besides, it could be fun!"

"No, Britt! You could get killed, or, even worse, you could get stranded on some rock out in space with someone terrible!"

"But we could find out what the 'H' in your name means!"

She has a point there, said George evenly.

Everyone, calm down! Just because we could get sucked into a void of incomprehensible dribble and plot-holes doesn't mean we should panic!

Plot-Holes? Hermione, this is a bloody Perfect time to panic!