Now, it is a very curious thing, having a racecar driver show up on the Heart of Gold. If you have anything close to a mind, you would be wondering around three things: Why was Ricky-Bobby here, what is Ford going to do to him to switch Kaylee's and Marvin's personalities back, and what would happen after said thing happened to said racecar driver? Well, fourtunately for you, two of those questions will be answered forthwith.

Now, if you wish to know what Ford would do with said unconcious racecar driver, then you can entertain yourself with these three facts: It involved a shovel, a rope, and a scalpel. If you are still intrested in what happened, just remember: Ford rarely shows his evil side in public, and he was alone in the room with an uncouncious white man with a beer belly. Now, go bugger off and get the Kama Sutra. (No, Ford did not do anything... inappropriate with this man, you bloody prigs!!!). ON TO THE SECOND QUESTION!!!

Actually, it is technically the first question, but never mind that. Now, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on Interdimensional Travel: It is a curious affair, traveling Interdimensionally without a ship. A few certain things must be happening at the moment when an Infinite Improbability drive is activated. You see, an Irish River-dancer must be dancing, two buglers bugeling, three doves diving, four trees frolicking, five frisbees flying, six Vogon's gargling, seven Krickiter's singing songs of Love and Life, and eight bushes being bushwacked. And, if you want to travel to the dimension where said Infinite Improbability is, you must be in your underwear spinning around, shouting "I'm on fire! I'm on Fire!" and call out help from the three Supreme God's. Coincedentaly, those three are the God of Islam, Christianity and Judaism, Tom Cruise (entirely a coincedence, Tom Cruise is the supreme God of stupidity), and Oprah Winifrey (Also a coincedence, Oprah Winefrey is the shortened name of the great Arklesiezure, who is said to have sneezed th