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No money changed hands.

*mandarin* (editing post post and can't get italics to work)

Orphan Train

Scene 1

(Bridge)

ZOE: We’re picking up a distress beacon nearby, Sir. Transport class. Automatic signal.

MAL: Anyone else around likely to hear it?

ZOE: No Sir.

MAL: Then we’d better go take a peek. River, let’s go see who’s ringing the bell at this time of night.

Scene 2

(Burned out blasted husk of a ship. Bodies in space)

MAL: *Lao tian ye*.

ZOE: She’s big.

RIVER: Shuttles are gone. Hole where she blew out. They’re frightened.

MAL: Who’s that?

RIVER: (points to spot on display) They are.

ZOE: Looks like one airtight compartment along an external corridor there. It’s not very big. They’ve got a little life support left. Should be able to get them out without suits.

MAL: (over com) Doc, Jaz, we may need you on this one.

JAZ: (back) I’ll go triage, Simon’s going to prep to receive and treat as they come in.

MAL: Good. Suit up and meet us at the lock. River, give ‘em a hug and sweet talk the door.

Scene 3

(airlock in suits, checking weapons)

MAL: River, keep the line open.

RIVER: It’s the logical course of action, Mal.

MAL: And no lip young lady, or there’ll be no pudding for you.

RIVER: (suspiciously) Is it banana?

MAL: I believe so.

RIVER: (brightens) Yes sir.

MAL: All right, let’s go see who’s trying to deliver pizza at three am.

Scene 4

(wreck’s bridge)

MAL: Jayne, Kaylee & Zoe..you see if there are any trifles been left lying about. If it looks like it’s still serviceable pry it off the walls.

Ship’s log didn’t have a set course, shuttle took off two days ago, no cargo manifest that they wanted to advertise. Wiped everything clean. They’re probably not coming back and if they do there’s likely nobody to complain to if things go missing.

JAZ: Insurance write off?

KAYLEE: There was a problem with the fuel lines. You can see where it blew out. The mechanic must’ve been *xi niu* drunk or stupid. They prob’ly panic