Take turns writing "The Adventures of Jeremy"

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UPDATED: Thursday, February 26, 2004 05:29
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SAINT JAYNE

Friday, February 20, 2004 1:29 AM

Phil and Ming huddled protectively around Grandma Channain. Phil shielded her with his body and pulled her to the ground, while Ming unholstered his Disney & Wesson 500 magnum. He gripped it shakily by the barrel, the butt pointed loosely in the Sergeant's direction.

"How the smell is everyone and their donkey getting in here?"

GEEZER

Friday, February 20, 2004 8:15 PM

Sgt. Friday had never had a beautiful young lady smile at him before. He instantly dissolved into mumbles and blushes, as he coyly glanced back at Teela Brown. Det. Masaman, prepared for any eventuality, produced a hypodermic from an inside pocket and plunged it into the Sgt's neck. Friday sank to the floor, gurgling.

Masaman, who wasn't interested in women (or men either, but that's another story)snatched the paper from Teela's hand. "You will be giving me this clue now, I am thinking. Holy Shiva, this is saying that an alien race, angered by the abrupt cancellation of Firefly over a hundred years ago, are having launched towards us a sub-light-speed attack force of most massive size. If you are not getting back to the past and changing history, we are being all blown up next week!"

"Keep the Shiny side up"

SAINT JAYNE

Friday, February 20, 2004 11:44 PM

“And some of us a lot sooner”, threatened a voice from down the hall. A young man in a black suit and sunglasses stood cocky and smiling, one hand in his pocket, one holding a micro-missile launcher. “I’m Fox special agent Carl Schneider, and you… are my promotion.” Carl lazily flashed his badge and continued, “Detective, I’m taking over here.”

Teela Brown threw herself on Jeremy. “Don’t let me die a… a…”

“You must be new to Fox”, Channain grunted as she climbed out from under Phil. “You people are usually better educated about time travel and it’s side effects.”

Carl kept smiling, but his eyebrows furrowed a little.

“Yes,” added Succatash from his taped-up jar, “you should have known not to come here alone. Your game is over.”

Carl’s smile drooped a little. “What do you mean?”

Channain walked slowly towards the Fox special agent, explaining in slow, patronizing syllables, “If you capture us and bring us to Fox, then they’ll know where we are hidden. If that were true, then through time travel they would have destroyed us years ago.”

Carl’s smile vanished and he repeated, “What do you mean?”

Succatash chimed in, “You don’t capture us. We capture you.”

Channain, now only metres away, grinned broadly at Carl as she held out a shiny plastic disc. “Phil, dust off the DVD player. We might have a convert here.”

TEELABROWN

Friday, February 20, 2004 11:51 PM

Teela was very interested in what just happened. She had loved to research time travel and Quantum Physics and the like, but she only thought of them as theories that wouldn't happen for a long time. I mean, with the rate of new technology for space and such.

She accidentally said out loud, with an almost dreamy look in here eye: "Convert. There's a word I haven't heard in a long while."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

SUCCATASH

Saturday, February 21, 2004 3:39 AM

Phil turned on the Firefly DVD and they tied Carl to a chair in front of the tv.

Jeremy turned to Channain and asked, "Can you send me and Teela back in time, now?"

EBONEZER

Sunday, February 22, 2004 1:02 AM

"Yeah," Teela added, "I'm having trouble keeing track of all the new charchters. Soon, it will just be us Jeremy, and i will be less confused."

Channain produced a blue cylander and handed it to Jeremy.

"How does it work?" Jeremy asked.

Channain shugged, "Beats me, but it works pretty well, usually. Bie now." she stepped back as Jeremy and Teela disappeared.

Channain sighed, "It's in their hands now Tash," she looked around. "Tash? Where'd Tash go?"

TEELABROWN

Sunday, February 22, 2004 1:29 AM

"Yes. Back in our own time." Teela kisses Jeremy lightly on the cheek.

An interrupting cough sounded from below.

"What?" Teela looked down. "Tash! What are you doing here?"

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

SUCCATASH

Sunday, February 22, 2004 3:00 AM

Succatash rolled his eyes, and bubbles floated to the top of his jar. "Uh, Hi there," said Succatash. "Seems you forgot to put me down."

Teela B. giggled, but Jeremy was instantly alarmed. "Don't you know what this means?" he said harshly. Succatash and Teela B. stared at him blankly.

"There are 2 Succatash's in this timeline. Not clones, the same person. It's a deadly paradox!"

"So what happens if the Succatash in 2004 meets his head of the future?" asked Teela B.

TEELABROWN

Sunday, February 22, 2004 3:25 AM

Gorram! I want to explain it! Okay, on with the RP! I might explain it anyway!
..........
Then it hits Teela B. (Her brain has been malfunctioning). "Oh! The universe can be very unstable when timelines converged. If Tash meets himslef, the universe may collapse, or, even more paradoxes will arrsie. It's hard to make a call. This is not good." Teela shuts up and gets wrapped up in her thhoughts.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

SAINT JAYNE

Sunday, February 22, 2004 8:16 AM

"All this time travel", Jeremy complained as he looked at his watch, "makes this thing pretty useless."

Teela B studied the blue cylinder and pondered the implications of temporal paradoxical conjoinment.

A white FedEx truck pulled up beside them. Out climbed a delivery man in snappy white overalls and a baseball cap. It was Succatash.

The trio were paralysed with fear as young Succatash walked up to Jeremey and asked, "Jeremy Neish?" to which Jeremy nodded dumbly. "Package for you. Sign here please."

Inside the envelope was a new watch set to the local time and a note that read, "Don't worry about a paradox. That only happens if one Succatash tries to kill the other. Just drop Jar-O-Tash in a postbox and we'll pick him up in a hundred years."

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