Take turns writing "The Adventures of Jeremy"
POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Thursday, February 26, 2004 05:29
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Teela, Jermey and Tash eventually flew into LA and landed at the Grateful Dead Party. Jeremy was glad he was back to normal size. He put his arm around Teela and they began floating, so he reluctantly let go. Now was no time for flying. It was time to mingle and have fun.
All the famous LA people were there talking and laughing. Teela gasped, "Oh my God! It's Joss Whedon! He's standing right there!" Teela grabbed Jeremy's hand and started to run towards Joss.
But as soon as she grabbed Jeremy's hand, they started floating into the air, so Teela sighed, and let go. They approached Joss excitedly, eager to thank him for his great art.
Succatash bubbled inside his jar, "Wow, I can't believe I'm looking at Joss!"
As they approached, they realized that Joss was arguing with a group of people. Suddenly, a man slapped Joss and knocked him to the ground. Joss got up and pulled a gun...
"Oh no you don't!" cried Teela. She went into Super Mode and kicked some serious ass. When it was all over, everyone was unconscious except Joss.
Joss smiled and put away his gun. "Thanks guys. I'm glad you crazy fans showed up. Can I get a ride from you?"
"Of course, Joss," said Teela, with a tear in her eye. "We are honored. We are here to protect you. Just grab on."
Teela held onto Jar O' Tash, while Jeremy and Joss Whedon clung to each of Teela's legs. They soared triumphantly away.
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As they were soaring through the air, Teela had a sudden thought. "Joss," she called down to her leg, "how did you know we were fans?"
Joss chuckled. "Well, first off, besides saving my ars, you've got Tash. I'd recognize his crazy head anywhere." At this Tash bubbled in his jar and gave a pleased belch of approval.
"Always amazes me how he can smoke and belch and whatnot with only a head", said Jeremy.
Joss laughed even harder and climbed up Teela's leg and onto her shoulder, perching like a little child. "I recognized the gleam in your eyes as well," Joss said to Teela "your passion gives you away."
They soared along through the night sky till Joss suddenly began to sing out in a low voice, "Take me out to the black, tell 'em I ain't comin' back." He kept singing and everyone boisterously joined in. They finished the verse and started the song again, rousing the birds from their cloudy nests, till the singing eventually ended and Teela looked at Joss. He had a very far away look.
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Teela gently broke the silence. "Joss, why did those men hurt you at the party?"
"They were mean Hollywood execs," replied Joss with a grimace. "They think they can push me around. Well, I'll show them."
Succatash spoke up. "Hey, where are we going?" he asked.
Joss smiled fondly at the Tash Head. "Patience, my friend. Just a little farther until we reach my hidden bungalow. You all are my invited guests. We need to regroup with the others and form a plan.
"Others? What others?" asked Jeremy.
"You'll see," Joss replied cryptically.
They flew on.
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"Hey, Jeremy, do you want to climb up?" Teela said quietly, as to not disturb anyone else.
"We're approaching." said Joss.
They started to descend.
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"Uh, no I'm fine down here." Jeremy replied up.
They landed in front of an apartment block. "I'm room number 22."
"This doesn't look that disguised." Jeremy pipped up.
"I told you, it's a bungalow. It only looks smaller on the outside.
"So it's like Tardis?" Teela asked.
"Tar-what?" Joss replied.
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"Don't you watch Dr. Who?" asked Teela.
But before Joss could answer, three evil black-suited women arrived on the shoulders of their Capemen.
A fierce battle began. "Everyone get inside, I'll hold them off!" cried Teela.
Teela did her best, and managed to kill two of the evil super women. But the third woman came up from behind Teela and shot her with some kind of stun gun. Teela crumpled to the floor.
She awoke as Jeremy splashed cold water on her face. "Stop that! I'm awake!" Teela said, coughing.
Jeremy's face was as white as a ghost. "What happened, Jeremy?" she asked. She sat up and looked around.
"They got Joss. Take a look," he answered and pointed into the sky. With her super vision, Teela could see a black speck in the sky. The evil super woman and her cape man were flying away fast, and Joss was their captive.
"Let's go save him!" cried Teela.
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Teela was wild with bloodlust. Her fists dripped with essential fluids of her fallen foes, but the fact that one yet lived...
Her muscles quivered and bulged unnaturally. Her eyes grew wide and her bared teeth glistened in the twighlight. She grabbed Jeremy with one hand and deposited him between her legs. Like a rocket they launched, the ground behind them seared and cracked.
Jeremy couldn’t breath. The crushing pressure from Teela’s thighs was just too great. But he wasn’t about to let suffocation get in the way of saving Joss.
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"Well," Tash said as he watched them fly away, "Here I am again. All alone and unprotected. I'll surley be taken buy the crazy blue people." He sighed, "At least they use protection. We wouldn't want little sex crazed people with a latex festish running around unchecked now would we."
He looked up to see a man in a rumpled suit walking up to him, "Well, here goes," Tash mumbled.
"Tash! The man shouted excitedly, "Is it really you?!"
Tash raised an eyebrow, this definatly new. "Uh n-" he started, but stoped himself when a well-shaped woman in a bikini ran out of the apartment.
"Oh my god is it Tash?" she shrieked.
"Yes!" Tash exlaimed, "yes I am!"
They picked him up and tool him into the apertment babbling all the while about how much of an honor it was to be carrying him and meeting him and such.
Once inside Tash was met by an amazing sight. One whole wall was dedicated to him and his efforets to save Firefly. There were pictures, notes from fans, the story of his life, even a biography channel doccumentary running in a continus loop on a giant screen.
Even better, the room had a hot-tub filled with half naked girls.
His day was looking up.
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"Thank Ebonezer!" breathed Succatash. He looked happily at all the topless women.
One of the girls nearby turned and smiled. "Who is Ebonezer?" she asked coyly. "Is he the God of your religion?"
"Sure, whatever you say," said Succatash, as the girl picked up his jar and nestled it between her breasts.
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"Was it hard getting here?" The girl asked him.
"Oh yes, very hard, and er, difficult. I got abducted by the men with blue hands you know."
"How how terrible!" she said, stroking the side of the jar.
"What did you do?" another girl asked.
"Well, I jet kept a cool head and soon a solution presented itself," he said, deciding it might be best to leave out him crying and all those little details about really being helpless having no body and all.
"Oh your so brave Tash! You must be the brains behind the whole opeeration."
"Well, yes considering all i have is brains."
The girls laughed hystericly at his not funny joke.
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OOC: just though i should point out that i am a Chick. I do have a horney soon-to-be-my-boyfriend, and found this happy place in his brain.
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