In honor of Southern Slayer: How would you off Fox?

POSTED BY: TragicStory
UPDATED: Friday, September 19, 2003 03:22
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TRAGICSTORY

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 5:01 PM

I suggest stoned to death with apples for the symbolism.

I would have gone with space monkeys but ever since the "Wizard of Oz" they had a strong union.

Or kidnap them and feed them according to how high their nielsen rating for the day is! Ohhh, I like that one!

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"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

LIVINGIMPAIRED

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 5:12 PM

I suggest the Reaver Treatment.

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Haven't you killed me enough for one day?

SERGEANTX

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 5:35 PM

I'm going with "death by whiffle ball bat". You know, those light plastic bats? It might take more effort, but it would also take a long time... a long, slow, painful time.

SergeantX

"..and here's to all the dreamers, may our open hearts find rest." -- Nanci Griffith

JOHNNYREB

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 6:13 PM

I would lock them in a sensory deprivation chamber with an indestructible t.v. set that aired Joe Millionaire over, and over, and over, and over again with the volume turn up to 30, so they couldn't even hear themselves think. Their only functioning senses (sight and sound) would be inundated with the same Joe Millionaire show broadcasted in a loop. After they have completely gone mad,(however long it takes, it could vary) I would stick them with toothpicks and count how many it took to for them to die. Sons-a-bitches. Take that for cancelling Firefly.

(By going mad, I mean staring off into space, slack jawed, puncuated by a periodic nervous tick. If I have not achieved this, they're not mad enough.)

Viva Firefly!

SUENOS

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 7:31 PM

Could we wait till they ship us the DVD's?

After that I think I'd force feed them carbonated beverages then stake them out in the hot sun till they blew!

Keep Flying!

MELEE

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 7:49 PM

DEATH BY MONGOOSE!

Go Mr. Fluff! Kill! KIIILLL!

Or just mail them obscene notes from some woman named "Vera" who wants to meet them in a dark alleyway to show them a "special" place... :D

FFYING2

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 7:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Suenos:
Could we wait till they ship us the DVD's?

Well, let's be clear.

20th Century Fox Television owns the show and licenses it (Universal probably only has film rights). Fox Home Entertainment will distribute the DVDs. Both make money off Firefly; both are happy with its success.

Fox Broadcasting Company bought probably first North American broadcast rights, and they have cancelled the show. Now they've frozen the forum and taken down the official site. Except for Mutant Enemy's Chris Buchanan trying to get the forum back, they no longer matter.

Ying/
Firefly Funsite
NEW URL - http://fireflyfunsite.home.att.net

SUENOS

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 8:26 PM

Quote:

Fox Broadcasting Company bought probably first North American broadcast rights, and they have cancelled the show. Now they've frozen the forum and taken down the official site. Except for Mutant Enemy's Chris Buchanan trying to get the forum back, they no longer matter.

By all means then, bring on the mongoose and the carbonated beverages!

PSYKOTEK

Thursday, September 18, 2003 12:41 AM

I like that
and tell them her friend Jayne is comin' for a thresome

Psyko Tek

You can't take the skies from me

ATHERTONWING

Thursday, September 18, 2003 12:56 AM

im still thinking the only way for them to DIE is getting run over by a large bus sporting the firefly movie poster...i said it once and ill say it again....death with a touch of i told you this franchise would be bigger than you says it all, its like heh heh your mushed and we made it without your cruddy network....my pills are red today!

SOUTHERNSLAYER

Thursday, September 18, 2003 1:14 AM

You guys rule! Im a traditionalist myself... I like the through the engine method. Now where did I park my firefly?

GINOBIFFARONI

Thursday, September 18, 2003 2:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JohnnyReb:
I would lock them in a sensory deprivation chamber with an indestructible t.v. set that aired Joe Millionaire over, and over, and over, and over again with the volume turn up to 30, so they couldn't even hear themselves think. Their only functioning senses (sight and sound) would be inundated with the same Joe Millionaire show broadcasted in a loop. After they have completely gone mad.

(By going mad, I mean staring off into space, slack jawed, puncuated by a periodic nervous tick. If I have not achieved this, they're not mad enough.)

Viva Firefly!

Isn't this how the reavers came to be ?????

" If wishes were Horses, then we'd all be eatting Steak "

LIVINGIMPAIRED

Thursday, September 18, 2003 3:09 PM

Well, I may have mentioned this idea before, but this time it's on topic:

All the Fox executives that cancelled Firefly are locked in a house with a select group of Browncoats that were chosen for their fanaticism and long histories of mental illness. (I, of course, would be in this group.) The browncoats, of course, are the only ones with weapons and instruments of torture.

This would, of course, be aired in the timeslot formerly inhabited by Firefly. The working title is "Face the Consquences," but I think that "Survivor: Fandom" has a nice ring to it too.

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We're talking about stone killers, here. They ain't cuddly like me.

MELEE

Thursday, September 18, 2003 4:52 PM

Survivor: The Fandom *snortgiggle* I like it!

Do Mr. Fluff and I get in on this show too? :D

SOUTHERNSLAYER

Thursday, September 18, 2003 11:07 PM

Okay how about a vote. Anyone think we should get a hold of some Fox executives, chain them up then sufficate them by cramming there mouths full of our reciepts for our Firefly DVD's??? Well that would atleast make me feel better about funding Fox.

LOTV

Friday, September 19, 2003 3:22 AM

ooooohhhh... this. is. fun.

hmm.. something good.. something much much better than anything else.. Something that has to be:

Special.

First.. we remove their spinal systems and place them into robotic replacements, keeping them very much alive and well... (naturally without any anesthetic...)

Then, we place them, in a wide array of various torture dungeons, filled with every horror known to man, including everything mentioned thus far, and let them scream and beg for mercy...

Once the robotic replacements are destroyed, we salvage the still alive Fox Execs spinal systems and place them into new robotic replacements, allowing the cycle to continue for all eternity.

...I like it.

LOTV: Ima-who-whata-whoichy-whoda-whazza--huh?

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