In honor of Southern Slayer: How would you off Fox?

POSTED BY: TragicStory
UPDATED: Friday, September 19, 2003 03:22
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SOUTHERNSLAYER

Thursday, September 18, 2003 1:14 AM

You guys rule! Im a traditionalist myself... I like the through the engine method. Now where did I park my firefly?

GINOBIFFARONI

Thursday, September 18, 2003 2:31 AM

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Originally posted by JohnnyReb:
I would lock them in a sensory deprivation chamber with an indestructible t.v. set that aired Joe Millionaire over, and over, and over, and over again with the volume turn up to 30, so they couldn't even hear themselves think. Their only functioning senses (sight and sound) would be inundated with the same Joe Millionaire show broadcasted in a loop. After they have completely gone mad.

(By going mad, I mean staring off into space, slack jawed, puncuated by a periodic nervous tick. If I have not achieved this, they're not mad enough.)

Viva Firefly!

Isn't this how the reavers came to be ?????

" If wishes were Horses, then we'd all be eatting Steak "

LIVINGIMPAIRED

Thursday, September 18, 2003 3:09 PM

Well, I may have mentioned this idea before, but this time it's on topic:

All the Fox executives that cancelled Firefly are locked in a house with a select group of Browncoats that were chosen for their fanaticism and long histories of mental illness. (I, of course, would be in this group.) The browncoats, of course, are the only ones with weapons and instruments of torture.

This would, of course, be aired in the timeslot formerly inhabited by Firefly. The working title is "Face the Consquences," but I think that "Survivor: Fandom" has a nice ring to it too.

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We're talking about stone killers, here. They ain't cuddly like me.

MELEE

Thursday, September 18, 2003 4:52 PM

Survivor: The Fandom *snortgiggle* I like it!

Do Mr. Fluff and I get in on this show too? :D

SOUTHERNSLAYER

Thursday, September 18, 2003 11:07 PM

Okay how about a vote. Anyone think we should get a hold of some Fox executives, chain them up then sufficate them by cramming there mouths full of our reciepts for our Firefly DVD's??? Well that would atleast make me feel better about funding Fox.

LOTV

Friday, September 19, 2003 3:22 AM

ooooohhhh... this. is. fun.

hmm.. something good.. something much much better than anything else.. Something that has to be:

Special.

First.. we remove their spinal systems and place them into robotic replacements, keeping them very much alive and well... (naturally without any anesthetic...)

Then, we place them, in a wide array of various torture dungeons, filled with every horror known to man, including everything mentioned thus far, and let them scream and beg for mercy...

Once the robotic replacements are destroyed, we salvage the still alive Fox Execs spinal systems and place them into new robotic replacements, allowing the cycle to continue for all eternity.

...I like it.

LOTV: Ima-who-whata-whoichy-whoda-whazza--huh?

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