In honor of Southern Slayer: How would you off Fox?
POSTED BY: TragicStory
UPDATED: Friday, September 19, 2003 03:22
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I suggest stoned to death with apples for the symbolism.
I would have gone with space monkeys but ever since the "Wizard of Oz" they had a strong union.
Or kidnap them and feed them according to how high their nielsen rating for the day is! Ohhh, I like that one!
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"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger
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I suggest the Reaver Treatment.
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Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
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I'm going with "death by whiffle ball bat". You know, those light plastic bats? It might take more effort, but it would also take a long time... a long, slow, painful time.
SergeantX
"..and here's to all the dreamers, may our open hearts find rest." -- Nanci Griffith
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I would lock them in a sensory deprivation chamber with an indestructible t.v. set that aired Joe Millionaire over, and over, and over, and over again with the volume turn up to 30, so they couldn't even hear themselves think. Their only functioning senses (sight and sound) would be inundated with the same Joe Millionaire show broadcasted in a loop. After they have completely gone mad,(however long it takes, it could vary) I would stick them with toothpicks and count how many it took to for them to die. Sons-a-bitches. Take that for cancelling Firefly.
(By going mad, I mean staring off into space, slack jawed, puncuated by a periodic nervous tick. If I have not achieved this, they're not mad enough.)
Viva Firefly!
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Could we wait till they ship us the DVD's?
After that I think I'd force feed them carbonated beverages then stake them out in the hot sun till they blew!
Keep Flying!
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DEATH BY MONGOOSE!
Go Mr. Fluff! Kill! KIIILLL!
Or just mail them obscene notes from some woman named "Vera" who wants to meet them in a dark alleyway to show them a "special" place... :D
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Originally posted by Suenos:
Could we wait till they ship us the DVD's?
Well, let's be clear.
20th Century Fox Television owns the show and licenses it (Universal probably only has film rights). Fox Home Entertainment will distribute the DVDs. Both make money off Firefly; both are happy with its success.
Fox Broadcasting Company bought probably first North American broadcast rights, and they have cancelled the show. Now they've frozen the forum and taken down the official site. Except for Mutant Enemy's Chris Buchanan trying to get the forum back, they no longer matter.
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Firefly Funsite
NEW URL - http://fireflyfunsite.home.att.net
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Fox Broadcasting Company bought probably first North American broadcast rights, and they have cancelled the show. Now they've frozen the forum and taken down the official site. Except for Mutant Enemy's Chris Buchanan trying to get the forum back, they no longer matter.
By all means then, bring on the mongoose and the carbonated beverages!
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I like that
and tell them her friend Jayne is comin' for a thresome
Psyko Tek
You can't take the skies from me
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im still thinking the only way for them to DIE is getting run over by a large bus sporting the firefly movie poster...i said it once and ill say it again....death with a touch of i told you this franchise would be bigger than you says it all, its like heh heh your mushed and we made it without your cruddy network....my pills are red today!
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