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POSTED BY: PhoenixRose
UPDATED: Friday, December 22, 2006 23:29
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Oh c'mon! I got a scar that nearly mirrors that guy's, how could I not make a comparison picture? I mean, I would have done Erwin Rommel, but... he doesn't have a facial scar, so that wouldn't have made a lick of sense.
Is there any way that you'd be willing to accept this picture as a satire or anything close to that? Or should I not even try?
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Place my body on a ship and burn it on the sea,
Let my spirit rise, Valkiries carry me.
Take me to Valhalla where my brothers wait for me.
Fires burn into the sky, my spirit will never die.
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Nah. You shouldn't even try.
Maybe something less... you know... genocidal would be better fodder for your satire.
How about Alphonse "Scarface" Capone?
You know. Nicked for tax evasion. Died from syphilis in his prison cell. That sort of wacky fun.
(PS--Your scar doesn't look anything like that guy's; your's is nicer by far. At any rate, it's beyond me why you'd want to make a "comparison picture" like that....)
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Eh, truthfully, my scar's not all that impressive. Those pictures were taken when it was still an open wound. It's still very noticeably, but nowhere near a giant gash.
Anyways, Skorzeny was an innovator of guerilla warfare. He was acquitted of war crime charges, lived a full life, and died peacefully in Spain under the protection of it's government. I think I'd rather compare myself to him, rather than some guido who died from an STD in prison.
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Place my body on a ship and burn it on the sea,
Let my spirit rise, Valkiries carry me.
Take me to Valhalla where my brothers wait for me.
Fires burn into the sky, my spirit will never die.
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In 1913 congress passed a law taxing all Americans between 1% - 7% of their "lawful" incomes (7% were for anyone making more than $500,000/yr). Prior to that time only 1% of Americans even paid income tax.
Congress deleted "lawful" from the new tax law in 1916, making all income subject to tax... even if it was made illegally (in the government's eyes). The sheeple rejoyced as criminals (and scapegoats) such as Al Capone were jailed for tax evasion. Now the only criminals in the country that were left were the nearly untouchable corporate conglomerates and the equally corrupt and/or corruptable politicians. The FED just continued printing money though so the people could watch their bigscreen TV's and eat their fast food and play their XBoxes and watch reruns of Sex and the City... and so it was that the sheeple remained content and fat and ignorant in their dysfunctional bliss.
By 2023, America was a cashless society and, without any other choices, used only credit cards to make transactions. This gave the sheeple the security of never having to carry around money for anyone to steal and the convenience of never having to wait for that public educated moron to try to count out their change... all the while allowing the big Gov to passively monitor every single transaction that every single person ever made, thereby eliminating all forms of crime and the ability for a guy to just kick back and smoke a f
ucking blunt.
BTW... I'm part guido you son of a bitch.
"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack
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Aaaaaargh! GRANDMA KISS!!! *Runs for his life.* 
^ This photo was taken yesterday.
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Cos! Nice to finally see you! You look a little freaked, though 
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I'll find a normal pic, and upload it. I wanted to lighten the mood, what with all the insane political/off topic stuff above.
P.S: Grandma kisses are scary.
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Quote:...Okay... so... why was this aimed at me?
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
BTW... I'm part guido you son of a bitch.
I carry cash! I swear!!
(And, um, I know plenty of people who relax with a big f
ing blunt, some to manage untreatable pain like fibromyalgia, and some just for fing fun. And, also? Capone wasn't exactly a "scapegoat." For the tax evasion thing, sure, but he was still a murderer. My great uncle was there at the time. It's not all fiction.)************************************************
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Quote:
BTW... I'm part guido you son of a bitch.
So are most of my friends, so don't worry, you're not the only combination of hairy and smelly in this world.
But on the subject of taxation, or rather, the entirety of unconstitutional and illegal act perpetrated by our government against it's people, I'm right there with you, my guido friend. America has been slowly digressing in the freedoms and liberties that it boasts so heartily about to other countries ever since the end of the Civil War (and probably before).
Oh, and HellsKitten, I'm sure he was referring to me about the guido comment, even if he clicked to respond to you. He probably just didn't feel like making an entire second response just to call me that, so he snaked it in on the end of what he said to you.
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Place my body on a ship and burn it on the sea,
Let my spirit rise, Valkiries carry me.
Take me to Valhalla where my brothers wait for me.
Fires burn into the sky, my spirit will never die.
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dude! cos!! :D i was beginning to think you looked like kermit the frog dressed as mal (from your myspace 
) shiny to see ya!....are you singing or are space monkeys attacking? 
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