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XANDER FEVER

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Monday, December 12, 2005 06:52
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Thursday, June 9, 2005 9:32 PM

Xander is my favourite character. What's his funniest line/scene?

For me (so far)- from Earshot
Buffy: " is that all you ever think about?"
Xander: " Uhhh..."

Still cleanin' my kilt Chrisisall

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 10:14 PM

My favorite Xander lines are mostly from season 4, which you're not up to yet. I'd tell you about them, but it's really better to experience them yourself.

Apathy on the Rise. No One Cares.

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 11:05 PM

If anyone wants to post stuff I'm not up to, I'll just read the episode title first, if I haven't seen it yet, I'll just skip it, no need to censor.



I'll get there eventually Chrisisall

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 11:34 PM

Willow is my fav but Xander is great too.

My fav Xander scene is his rant after being released from Dracula's hold, LOL, it's great

The butt-monkey remark is the reason why I've named my server Xander

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Friday, June 10, 2005 1:51 AM

OK, there are two that I can think of immediately from S4 that I love:

One is (I think) from "The Freshman", although I'm not absolutely sure about that. Xander is trying to cheer Buffy up and he tries to give her an inspirational speech (I think from one of the Star Wars movies). Unfortunately, he mangles it badly and it comes out word salad. Buffy tells him, "Thanks for the Dada-ist pep talk. I feel much more abstract now."

Another one is from "Something Blue". Xander is completely flabbergasted about something going on within the gang. He comes into the room and exclaims, "What?!... How?!...What?!" Giles replies, "Three very good questions." That one's not as funny in writing because a lot of it is the visual of Xander's perplexed face.

EDIT: One of my favorites that you've already seen in S1 was when he told Jenny Calendar, "To read makes our speaking English good." That one and "Come to my house for dinner. My Mom's making her famous phone call to the Chinese place."

Apathy on the Rise. No One Cares.

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Monday, June 20, 2005 7:55 PM

I think its crap how they cut Xanders screentime to NOTHINGNESS in Season 7, idiots.

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Monday, June 20, 2005 7:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by badnlatin:
I think its crap how they cut Xanders screentime to NOTHINGNESS in Season 7, idiots.



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MER
Wednesday, July 6, 2005 2:58 AM

Wow, where to start? So many Xanderisms make me giggle with glee.

Hmm...this is going to boggle me a great amount. So I'll say, all of the jokes he makes. Especially butt-monkey ^-^

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 11:08 PM

What do you think was Xander's funniest season, I mean the one where he got the most screen time, and was also at his At his zaniest?

Zeppo Chrisisall

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 11:10 PM

Probably 3, wouldn't you think?

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