SMG is a dork

POSTED BY: PIRATENEWS
UPDATED: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 14:09
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PIRATENEWS

Saturday, April 11, 2015 2:27 AM

https://www.facebook.com/sarahmichellegellar

In Firefly the Alliance merged the US flag with the flag of Communist China

WISHIMAY

Saturday, April 11, 2015 2:44 AM

And YOU ain't??

Seriously, you find somebody new to stalk er whut?

PIRATENEWS

Saturday, April 11, 2015 3:11 AM

yes i wud stalk SMG in a heartbeat. Too bad im busy, lived with 6 hot ladies in the past year (they all crazy!!!) including my hooters roomate now in state prison and my stripper fiance who asked to marry me from jail arrested for driving the mercedes i got her for xmas. Sorry SMG my plate is full of pussy delight.....lol

my hooters roomie in prison sent me a nice email today wants to visit n makeout, nicest happiest person i ever met, shes innocent btw. Her pimp punched me in the face so she moved in with me for deprogramming from his gang-rapes to turn her out, never seen anybody cry for 5 hours. Caught me in bed with 2 of her GFs, laffed n said she never gets jealous then threw a head of lettuce at my head with deadly accuracy while i cooked her a steak dinner, that was so sweet!

we rolling to church free 1 day after jail and 1 day before new arrest to prison for 7 years on probation violation....kids just say NO to CIAs mind-kontrol drugs

I am THAT kind of friend...a photographer!

Havin our first visit in 7 months, she's the prettiest girl in prison, she says, hasn't gone lezbian either, beggin me to visit in person for her only XOXO...WWJD?

my preggie stripper buddy almost married me until she met the xwife $60,000 hilarity ensued, judge even made fun of her boobies. "Were they too small?" my dad the lawyer asked, "no too big" i replied

$150,000 a year income, she taught me how fun preggie milfs r n invited me to film the birth of her child it was amazing, only reason she ever gets to see her kid is cuz of me

my $150,000 a year playboy bunny penthouse pet invited me to hang out in her hotel room so I said OK

cant post the nudies of this hollywood actress on my bed, we buddies on facebook

she invited me to atlanta today to pay me to take pics of her hot model friends in their lingerie

oopsie nice kisser lol cant believe im paid to do this, at least until the popo shut us down and i had to mop a houseful of blood

lady on right showed up at my place to play commando in a lil black c-thru dress

https://scontent-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hph

PIRATENEWS

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 2:09 PM

today:

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Thank you all, for such sweet messages. I feel spoiled today. To have so many friends all over the world wish me a happy birthday means more than you will ever know!!

https://www.facebook.com/Omtimes.Magazine/photos/a.10150675658790850.4
56071.193984425849/10152991092095850/?type=1#!/sarahmichellegellar/photos/a.933802809984767.1073741828.931278693570512/958927967472251/?type=1&theater

I wud b honored to stalk her lol

37 goin on 13....

shes a very cute dork!