CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #58
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, January 6, 2015 04:29
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Book: "...and by the way, one of our black market beagles seems to be missing."
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Book: The next person who asks "What the hell is this?" about my cooking is going to a special hell.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Zoe) In space no one can hear you bitch about the onion dip.
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Jayne) Last night I had a dream that I was the first officer on a U.S. Navy ship on earth there was.
Zoe) Funny, last night I had a dream that I was a lawyer on earth there was.
Mal) Really? Last night I had a dream that I wrote mystery novels on earth there was.
Simon) Last night I had a dream that I was gay and unemployed on earth there was.
Kaylee) You were what?!?
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Jayne: "What's the name of your cookbook, Shepherd?"
Book: "To Serve Man".
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Originally posted by MUTT999:
Jayne: "What's the name of your cookbook, Shepherd?"
Book: "To Serve Man".
LOL! Or Reaver Madness! Get it?
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Doc, next time your moonbrained sister offers to make dinner, teach her how to cook first,
because hull caulking is not an ingrediant.
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Originally posted by Ryce:
Book: The next person who asks "What the hell is this?" about my cooking is going to a special hell.
Is that the special hell reserved for those who double dip?
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Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Book: The next person who asks "What the hell is this?" about my cooking is going to a special hell.
Is that the special hell reserved for those who double dip?
Yes, yes it is. And for those who lick their fingers at the table.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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