CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #58

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, January 6, 2015 04:29
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, December 1, 2014 9:12 AM

Well going up against Football, turkey dinners, family, Black Friday shopping, and the ensuing comas that result, it's no surprise voting was a little low on the turn out this round, but that doesn't change the fact we have a winner! Congrats to MUTT999 for this fabulous entry chosen by the diehard Tightpantsers! :D

And now as promised, a little turkey-day inspired theme for this round...Jayne + food = caption fodder!

Jayne: I don't rightly think that Elmer's makes "food". Looks more like...paste.
Zoe: That's because it is paste, Jayne.
Jayne: Huh.

Ok, Captioneers, I know you got better captions tucked into those tightpants, so high time you whip 'em out!

BWAH!
TCM

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MUTT999

Tuesday, December 2, 2014 9:43 PM

Thanks ya'll! And happy Holidays!

Jayne: "KFC?"
Mal: "Home Depot."

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Tuesday, December 2, 2014 11:09 PM

Book: Is there a reason we don't have more light at the table?

Mal: It's Jayne's turn to cook. We find it's better if you can't see it

MUTT999

Wednesday, December 3, 2014 12:03 AM

Jayne: "It's moving. Why is it moving?"

WHOZIT

Wednesday, December 3, 2014 4:05 AM

Congrats MUTT

Jayne) What the Hell is this?

Mal) I put the left over Thanksgiving turkey into the blender.

Jayne) Why?

Mal) I was bored.

WHOZIT

Thursday, December 4, 2014 4:57 AM

Jayne) What's this?

Mal) Road kill smothered in mush.

Jayne) I love holiday meals.

WHOZIT

Friday, December 5, 2014 3:56 AM

Jayne) What's this glop?

Mal) Bug dip, I scraped all the bugs off the hull of the ship and tossed them into the blender, they have a lot of protein.

Jayne) We have any crackers?

RYCE

Saturday, December 6, 2014 7:32 AM

Jayne: What the hell is this?
Zoe: Breakfast.

(name that movie quote!)

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Saturday, December 6, 2014 9:38 PM

Sometimes you gotta make your own fun when floating out in the Black...

Jayne: We're just tryin' to do good wor--what the hell? The gorram spoon is stuck to my hand!
Book: *snicker*

BWAH!
TCM

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WHOZIT

Saturday, December 6, 2014 10:35 PM

Jayne) Ya know, we should eat a more healthy diet with no meat and more fruits and vegetables, and we should also stop drinking beer.

Zoe) You want to leave this room.

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