THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #126 - Whedonesque!
POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Saturday, June 15, 2013 15:47
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Originally posted by manatee:Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
The new day time talk show "Joss" hit a low point when the episode, "The Nazi Prostitute from Mars who had Obama's love child in Zero Gravity" ended with Joss getting hit with a chair.
Godwin's Law!
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“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”
........Arthur C. Clarke
I had to look up "Godwins Law", sorry I did not mean to offend.
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Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's.....some freak in blue tights and a red cape?! THAT IS SO GAY!! SHOOT HIM DOWN!!
Joss says, Say No to H8...and J.J. Abrams. www.noh8campaign.org
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Joss finally got fed up with the, "what's the deal with the shirt" and "you loose a bet" comments.
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(DATELINE FRESNO) - The National Audubon Society has voted writer/director/certified loonatic Joss Whedon "Worst Bird Watcher" of 2013....
Joss: Look a bird! Hand me my paintball gun!
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Joss: "I want my shawarma served on fine china along with some Perrier Jouet Fleur De Champagne (2004). AND STOP CALLING ME A DIVA!"
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Proving that time travel is possible, here's Nathan in a scene from the 1953 film "Death in Fresno". In it he plays Detective Furburger who is shot and killed 5 minutes into the film.
Photo copyrite 1953 20th Century Fox
"Recycling your old captions is not only good for the enviornment but it's also the law! Always separate your plastic, glass, paper and old captions." 
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In the first known case of non-digital sync-thievery, Whedon's hair was mysteriously snatched by Donald Trump while both waited for a green light in NYC.
Joss: He walked away with a major quiff - - and I felt a chilly breeze!
bun
not Furburger again!!
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(DATELINE FRESNO) - This morning the Mad Scientist known as "Dr Ickface" released the evil "JOSSBOT 1000". The robot was built to harass FOX executives, but the doctor has released him into the streets to remind people of Mothers Day.
JOSSBOT 1000: HEY DICKHEAD!! CALL YOUR MOTHER!!
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Originally posted by CUNNINGORANGETOQUE:
Joss: Who am I? I'M SPOILER-BOY!!!!!
(if you don't get that reference, you need to go and
watch all the Firefly episodes with Joss's commentary again)
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Instantly remembered "spoiler-boy," including his intonation when saying it.
LOL.
Try another reference
JOSS: Turn my Gattaca track back on. I'm writing here!
bun
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