THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #126 - Whedonesque!
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UPDATED: Saturday, June 15, 2013 15:47
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(DATELINE FRESNO) - ABC executives are questioning the sanity of writer/director/pasrty chef Joss Whedon, yesterday it was reported Whedon cast a "soda machine" as one of the stars of his up coming new television series S.H.E.I.L.D.....
Joss: I'm going to make you a star! You'll be BIGGER than R2-D2!!
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Fortunately Joss's first attempt "Professor Plumpy's Scream-Along-Blog" was scrapped for Dr. Horrible
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Joss orders his Zombie Army to attack 20th Century Fox Studios 10201 West Pico Blvd, Los Angeles C.A. 90064
310-555-5555 x245
Ask for Dave
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One more superpower revealed! Joss demonstrates hanging up the wash using only his telekinetic ability.
bun
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Fresno Police Department Case #285682087578 Police Lineup 5/3/13 7:02 p.m.
Joss Whedon has identified suspect #4 as the prostitute that gave him Herpes.
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The new day time talk show "Joss" hit a low point when the episode, "The Nazi Prostitute from Mars who had Obama's love child in Zero Gravity" ended with Joss getting hit with a chair.
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Originally posted by whozit:
Fresno Police Department Case #285682087578 Police Lineup 5/3/13 7:02 p.m.
Joss Whedon has identified suspect #4 as the prostitute that gave him Herpes.
That's funny
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Originally posted by whozit:
Newest Marvel super-villian: JOSS-Man! He kills space ship pilots and Shepards.
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Joss: "YES! YES! I WILL GIVE YOU SERENITY 2!!!!.....Now, someone pull my finger..."
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JOSS DIRECTS A MUSICAL!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-OK-la-homa where the wind comes sweeping down the plain....
bun
and the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
when the wind comes right behind the rain
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