CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #46
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, June 8, 2018 04:39
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LOL, MANATEE. My daughter had a pet gopher snake named Fluffy. Of course.
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I asked for a fingerbowl. This has a spoon in it. And no fingers.
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>>I claim prior use! Who do I sue? Any hungry lawyers lurking here?
I think the lawyers already collected for threatening the store which
called the big dresses "Manatee."
Sheesh. Coulda called 'em "Whale..."
bun
Call me Manta Ray: wide and flat.
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Book: "Waiter, there's soup in my fly. Seriously, I just spilled some in my lap!"
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Cracking up at Mutt and The Man.
The Mos Eisley replication was somehow lacking in nuance.
bun
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Book contemplated the ever-tricky conundrum of how to eat soup with only one chopstick.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Doris had heard that Gus was cheap, but was really surprised that on their first (and last) date, he took her to "Soup of the Day" at the Fresno Mall food court.
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Cook: Gorramit Book. This is the fifth bowl of soup sent back today. Put on the hairnet or your fired.
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Try the meatloaf, sometimes they make it out of real meat.
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Procrastinate. Or start your taxes.
bun
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Book: "Hmmm, what's written at the bottom of the bowl....?"
*This soup is protected under copyright law by 20th Century Fox. Only authorized eaters are to partake in it's goodness.*
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As he struggled to finish the soup he began to
wonder if he were a test subject or merely paranoid.
bun
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15761167
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