CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #46

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, June 8, 2018 04:39
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, March 22, 2013 3:56 AM

Excellent voting battle again this week, but it looks like the Independents and Purplebellies alike have lost to the cannibalistic ravages of those who would eat your wife...soup... ;)

Congrats to Reaverina1985Riviera! Long time player, winner of more than a couple of rounds of Caption Tightpants, and frankly the nicest space savage you'll ever meet*

Now that we've had some comedy, let's move on to some comic-ry (what? it's a word...now...) and a little Shepherd's Tale scene just begging to be captioned (and just in time for Easter, too!)

Book(thinking): With enough spices, a man could survi--ok, who am I kidding? This mystery meal smells like crotch.

Allright, that's my best shot! Or maybe not! Either way, it's your job to do better! Make us laugh, make us cry, make us groan in pain, no matter what, we will have a winner, but how we get there is the worthier part! ;)

*no actual documentation exists to support these claims

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Friday, March 22, 2013 1:35 PM

Congrats Reaverina

Quote:

Jayne's first job

Book: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.

Jayne: It's fly soup dumb ass.

Book: Perhaps you should look for a job requiring less...public relations.

FLORALBUNNY

Friday, March 22, 2013 5:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Excellent voting battle again this week, but it looks like the Independents and Purplebellies alike have lost to the cannibalistic ravages of those who would eat your wife...soup... ;)

Congrats to Reaverina1985Riviera! Long time player, winner of more than a couple of rounds of Caption Tightpants, and frankly the nicest space savage you'll ever meet*

Now that we've had some comedy, let's move on to some comic-ry (what? it's a word...now...) and a little Shepherd's Tale scene just begging to be captioned (and just in time for Easter, too!)

Book(thinking): With enough spices, a man could survi--ok, who am I kidding? This mystery meal smells like crotch.

Allright, that's my best shot! Or maybe not! Either way, it's your job to do better! Make us laugh, make us cry, make us groan in pain, no matter what, we will have a winner, but how we get there is the worthier part! ;)

*no actual documentation exists to support these claims

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CONGRATZ, REAVER!!
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Now for a screeeeam: Why do all the good bits disappear
under the right-side vertical unless the poster uses a hard
return partway across rather than letting the wrap do the
job???????????
I'm returning at around 55-60 char.

bun
edirt to add that the fly soup answer is exactly what a member
of my party got at a table in Vienna years ago. The waiter
then offered to bring "another kind of soup" if that one was
not pleasing. Must've happened a lot.

WHOZIT

Friday, March 22, 2013 10:18 PM

Congrats Reav

There's an eyeball floating in my soup....I ordered "Chicken Noodle".

WHOZIT

Friday, March 22, 2013 10:24 PM

The bowl is purple, that is so gay. Is this GAY soup?

WHOZIT

Friday, March 22, 2013 10:28 PM

You told me this came with bread sticks, now I must kill you.

WHOZIT

Friday, March 22, 2013 10:32 PM

whozit will not win this caption game either...order the grilled cheese.

WHOZIT

Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:10 PM

The new NBC reality show, "Man orders Soup and then just Sits there and Stares into the Camera" was canceled after the 1st episode. The producer's naked bullet ridden body was found in a ditch outside of Fresno two days latter.

MUTT999

Saturday, March 23, 2013 6:21 PM

Congratz Reav!

A bowl of soup....$3.
A spy camera for an eye....$20,000.
Looking like Rick James....priceless!

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 23, 2013 11:24 PM

BOOK: Wife soup? I told you I never married.

bun

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