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The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse...

POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Friday, March 18, 2005 03:03
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Sunday, September 19, 2004 9:45 PM

We have a pinball machiene? Cool!

Does that mean we have wack-a-mole too?

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, September 19, 2004 10:07 PM

what are we playing?

and where's the wack-a-mole?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Sunday, September 19, 2004 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
what are we playing?

and where's the wack-a-mole?

www.thatweirdgirl.com




Put it right there, Sparky!

* Sparky carries in a huge Whack-a-mole game machine and sets it down along a wall of the clubhouse. The Real Me pulls off the cover. *

If I might direct your attention to the many heads in this whack-a-mole game, you will see that they are plastic representations of human heads. Do not be alarmed. They are intended to duplicate the likenesses of various Fox executives.

* The Real Me holds out a mallet. *

Who's first?



The Real Me

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Monday, September 20, 2004 12:20 AM

Sooooo, could we potentially call it "Whack an A-hole"???

Mal-licious

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Monday, September 20, 2004 4:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Sooooo, could we potentially call it "Whack an A-hole"???

Mal-licious



Oooh! Great name!!

You! Great idea of adjusting the game!

Gimme that mallett!!!

*jake7 grabs the mallet and starts beating the crud out of the little heads that start popping up*

Hey! This is GREAT stress relief!

*the game ends and jake7 is winded*

Who's next?

*jake7 holds out the mallett*

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 4:10 AM

* The Real Me takes the mallet. *

Thank you, Jake7, but I haven't even turned it on, yet.

* The Real Me kneels to plug in the machine, and flips the "on" switch as he stands. *

HEAD 1: "I think we should replace Firefly with a reality show that features grown-up has-been child actors put into cells with serial killers."

HEAD 2: "I think we should replace Firefly with RE-RUNS of a reality show that features grown-up has-been child actors put into cells with serial killers."

HEAD 3: "What is Firefly? Do we own that?"

HEAD 4: "It's a western. Or a space show. I forget which."

HEAD 5: "It's both. But they forgot the aliens. We need to add a Vulcan like on Star Trek, but make it a WESTERN Vulcan. You know, he wears a ten-gallon hat and chaps, and says, 'Live long and prosper... y'all'."

* Unable to control himself, The Real Me furiously pounds the heads until he collapses from exhaustion. Sparky picks up the mallet from The Real Me's unconcious form and offers it to anyone else. *


The Real Me

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 2:00 PM

*takes the mallet from sparky, gives therealme a dip in the bacta tank*
Thanks sparky. *whacks the fox exec. heads until they go to the "special hell." Whew, I'm beat. *staightens glasses after beating fox exec. heads* Who wants to watch Star Wars on DVD, I went and got it at midnight? I have margaritas, vodka, blue milk and ginger snap cookies. Who's with me?


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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 4:31 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me takes the mallet. *

Thank you, Jake7, but I haven't even turned it on, yet.

* The Real Me kneels to plug in the machine, and flips the "on" switch as he stands. *



Huh.

I *thought* it was a little too easy bashing their little heads in!

I just figured that since they were too stupid to keep the best show in the world, that their Whack-a-hole counterparts wouldn't pop up and down...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 6:44 PM

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Originally posted by monkeytail:
I have margaritas, vodka, blue milk and ginger snap cookies. Who's with me?



Uhhh, I don't care what we watch, and the other stuff sounds yummy, but what the heck is "Blue Milk?"

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 8:12 PM

if my guy knew i was spending the evening watching star wars and drinking vodka with a glasses wearing dork (other than him), he'd hunt ya down.

That said, i've got popcorn, pretzels, and hohos. Isn't Han dreamy? I can do my hair up like leia.

*grabs mallet and hits the little fox heads over and over and over.

Whoo. My arms are starting to hurt. Has the movie started yet?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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