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The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse...

POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Friday, March 18, 2005 03:03
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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 12:22 AM

**stretches and yawns**
Thanks for the wake-up call, Mal!!

So! *claps hands together and rubs them together*
Who's up for a game of pool?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 12:36 AM

Yay! Pool! I love pool!

*Ebo sets up the little triangle thing with the balls in it and uses the little blue cube thing to put blue stuff on the end of the stick thing*

Yeah, I'm up with the pool lingo. you break, Jake.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 5:27 AM

Elwoodmom, if I gave you a Nekkid Jayne, then all the other ladies would want one as well, and we would be swamped here. Just imagine it! Rooms and rooms full of Nekkid Jaynes, stacked six feet high. Why, we would hardly be able to MOVE in here!

I'll stop now.

Say, are you Jake's mom too? No, I don't mean Jake7!


The Real Me

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 5:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jake7:
Dang! I missed the Margaritas!!

From the sounds of the party, it would seem that Sparky has a bit of Bender added in.

You! Maybe it would help to adjust the Bender quotient to something less likely to dip their face into the punch bowl?

Man! I'm tired! Still trying to recover from my Birthday this past Sunday (9/12). I think I'll slip into one of these hammocks and take a nap.

**Jake7 whips around in a circle and is flung hard, full force, to the floor!** Dang it, that hurt!

Now I remember why I avoid hammocks!

Guess I'll just take the couch for an hour or so.

Someone wake me up, eh?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.





Yes, well, I have been making slight adjustments in Sparky's programming. I never watched a lot of Futurama, just an episode or two, but my understanding is that Bender is a true jerk, quite unlike our loveable Sparky. Why, just look at that adorable face!

* The Real Me grabs Sparky's chin and accidently pulls the robot's face off. *

Oooops! Uh. Pardon me for a moment, ladies.

* The Real Me gets out a screwdriver and re-attaches Sparky's face. Meanwhile, Sparky taps his right foot impatiently. *

There! Good as new!

Sparky! Lay pillows and cushions underneath all the hammocks.

And happy birthday, Jake7!


The Real Me

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 4:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
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Yes, well, I have been making slight adjustments in Sparky's programming. I never watched a lot of Futurama, just an episode or two, but my understanding is that Bender is a true jerk, quite unlike our loveable Sparky. Why, just look at that adorable face!

* The Real Me grabs Sparky's chin and accidently pulls the robot's face off. *

Oooops! Uh. Pardon me for a moment, ladies.

* The Real Me gets out a screwdriver and re-attaches Sparky's face. Meanwhile, Sparky taps his right foot impatiently. *

There! Good as new!

Sparky! Lay pillows and cushions underneath all the hammocks.

And happy birthday, Jake7!
The Real Me



Thanks for the birthday wishes!

As for Bender, I was thinking more along the lines of his penchant for drinking alcohol...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 4:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebonezer:
Yay! Pool! I love pool!

*Ebo sets up the little triangle thing with the balls in it and uses the little blue cube thing to put blue stuff on the end of the stick thing*

Yeah, I'm up with the pool lingo. you break, Jake.



OK!

*jake7 lines up the cue and smacks the cue ball. Balls spread all over the table, and the blue solid goes in. jake7 takes her next shot and misses the red ball by the corner pocket*

Woo hoo! I love solids! You get stripes Ebo!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 5:09 PM

Oh...THAT kind of pool! *mutters as I put my swimsuit back in drawer*

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 5:11 PM

Stirred, not shaken! How hard is that? *sigh* I guess I gotta get up! No tip for you, young lady!

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Thursday, September 16, 2004 2:00 AM

Stand back Jake! I'm so very good at pool.

*Ebo tries to tap the orange stripe into the corner pocket. The orange ball misses, and the cue ball scratches.*

Well, I'm usually so very good at pool...drink some more, jake, and i'll get better

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Thursday, September 16, 2004 4:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jake7:


As for Bender, I was thinking more along the lines of his penchant for drinking alcohol...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.





Oh. That.

You see, to allow Sparky to better fit in with social situations at the clubhouse, I supplied him with a program that causes him to imitate those about him. I can only guess that he has been very attentive in the days since I left him. Perhaps there has been a small amount of drinking going on.




The Real Me

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