Worst of the Worst - Contribute to The Most Awful Fic Ever Written
POSTED BY: jetflair
UPDATED: Friday, February 17, 2012 18:36
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who needs tv with threads/fanfics like this? :D
Its A Strange World, Charlie Brown
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The sobbing "I hate kittens" is what gets me.
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Give us your trash, we will make it grotesque hyper-violent filth.
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Ooh! Another idea. Expanding on this horrible River-superbaby epidemic...
In a fight against the AU high school bully, she gives birth as a combat tactic. The baby is born armed with handguns, provides cover fire, and uses its umbilical cord as a combination lasso and zipline.
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I would love to see the following:
1. River goes joker style and starts with the "Do you know how I got these scars" shit.
2. Jayne collecting dolls- not sex dolls either- like the collectable ones
3. Simon goes rambo on everyones ass
4. A scene with Mal taking care of 16 babies; possibly his own and definitely all twins, at once.
5. Firefly gets pimped.
6. Another stereotypical Black Person- this time perhaps not preacher, comes aboard the Serenity. This should possibly be a woman this time.
7. River turns out to be a lesbian
8. The crew puts Sheperd Books Soul into a R2D2 unit.
9. Jayne becomes a supporter of feminism
10. Kaylee is actually abusive towards simon- like beats him.
11. Vera turns out to be the name of Jaynes former lost love.
12. Simon makes repedative sexual jokes relating to needle length and ect.
13. River's Lesbian partner is Yosafbridge
14. Some sort of left for dead themed adventure takes place on Miranda- of course involving the dead Miranda citizens becoming zombies.
15. River attempts to explain how it is that multiple stars can be in a single system without f*cking up the orbit or being next to each other.
16. Jayne discovers the meaning of life
17. River sucks at pilotting the Serenity- because she is a woman
18. Simon sucks at driving anything- because he is a woman
19. Yosafbridge becomes a legit crew member or decides to right her wrongs-
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