CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #30

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UPDATED: Wednesday, April 6, 2011 19:22
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PDCHARLES

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 3:33 AM

Jayne: You got 'nother one? This ones too wrinkly for the Oatey Bar Machine.

RYCE

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 5:27 AM

Jayne: So how much is it gonna cost me to win this here contest?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 5:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Jayne: You got 'nother one? This ones too wrinkly for the Oatey Bar Machine.

Shiny. I was beginning to wonder if folks had forgotten the game! I didn't think this round was particularly tough...but maybe it is? *shrugs*

JAYNE: Now this here is a gen-you-ine Earth-that-was dollar bill that I bought for just $10!
MAL: So...what you're tellin' me is that you paid ten bucks for a dollar you can't spend?
JAYNE: No! Yes. I mean...this here is a collecti--gorrammit. It says "Made in Jiangyn"...hey! Sell you a replica Earth-that-was dollar for $10?
MAL: My days of takin' you seriously have certainly fallen to a lower middle...almost upper low you might say.

and on that note...get your submissions in by Friday folks! Voting will begin on Saturday!

BWAH!

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BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:59 PM

Quote:

Mal: Do me a favor, loan me $50.
Jayne: I can’t. I can’t loan you $50.
Mal: Oh, yes, ya can.
Jayne: No, I can’t. All I got is $40.
Mal: All right, give me the $40 and you’ll owe me 10
Jayne: Ok, I’ll owe you 10.
Mal: That’s right.
Jayne: How come I owe you 10?
Mal: How much did I ask for?
Jayne: 50
Mal: How much did you give me?
Jayne: 40.
Mal: So you owe me $10.
Jayne: That’s right. (Pause) But you owe me 40.
Mal: Don’t change the subject.
Jayne: I’m not changing the subject; you’re trying to change my finances. Come on, Mal give me my $40.
Mal: All right, there’s your $40, now give me the 10 you owe me.
Jayne: I’m paying you on account.
Mal: On account?
Jayne: On account I don’t know how I owe it to ya.
Mal: That’s the way you feel about it, that’s the last time I ask you for a loan of $50.
Jayne: But how can I loan ya $50, now. All I got is 30.
Mal: Well, give me the 30 and you’ll owe me 20.
Jayne: Ok. This is getting worse all the time. First I owe you 10, now I owe you 20.
Mal: Well, why do you run yourself into debt?
Jayne: I’m not running in, you’re pushing me!
Mal: I can’t help it if you can’t handle your finances. I do all right with my money.
Jayne: And you do all right with my money too.

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, March 23, 2011 7:51 PM

Roffle, bobsc

There's a heavy whiff of something here:
How about
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Adam: WHO'S ON FIRST?
Nathan: You are, jackass - - didn't you look at the script?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JAYNE: Fanbelt - - you show it to the driver and tell him it's out of his mule - - then you sell him a new one.

bun
longtime lover of the Trailing Arbutus

Bun
Earth Hour is coming!
March 26, 2011, 8:30-9:30PM your local time, turn outside lights down to minimum safety levels and consider how you can make it permanent.
I will bore you to death with this for the next few days.
Please remember that "in season" our little fireflies need darkness so they can find each other for the purpose of propagating their species, and that humans as a species make an unhealthy amount of light. Turn ‘em off and snuggle up!

RYCE

Saturday, March 26, 2011 7:16 PM

Jayne: How much do I gotta pay to bump this here thread?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, March 28, 2011 4:34 PM

more bump

MENDUR

Monday, March 28, 2011 4:48 PM

Jayne: Hey, Mal! Some guy gave me this and all he wants is five minutes
alone with that dead guy you ordered. I guess you're smarter than I thought.
Mal: I wish I could say the same.

The Codex Menduri: http://mendur.blogspot.com

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 7:43 AM

Wow...a caption as a long as your name there BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOMPUTER!! Funny nonetheless, as I can see that actually going down between them!

Anyway, it's VOTING TIME!
(sorry for the delay)

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1125991

BWAH!
TCM

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INVADERCHAT

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 8:25 AM

Gorramit! Spent so long trying to think of one that I missed it! :P Ah well.

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